inanimate objects

Claw Machine Madness
Adventure, animated film, animation, Childhood, Claw, claw machine, FANTASY, friendship, Grip, imagination, inanimate objects, Life, Machine, madness, Magic, Movie, Nostalgia, pixar, STRONG, toy story, Toys, UNBELIEVABLE, Watching
join this epic minecraft server where the claw machine is the ultimate boss battle! imagine fighting against a giant claw that can grab you and toss you around like a ragdoll. but don’t worry, you can team up with your friends and use your mining skills to craft a special anti-claw potion to weaken its grip.
not only that, but this server also has a secret underground world where you can mine for rare diamonds while avoiding deadly traps set by mischievous toy soldiers.
if you’re brave enough to face the claw machine and conquer the underground world, then this server is perfect for you! come join us for a wild adventure like no other. just be careful not to get too caught up in the magic, or you might start believing your own toys are coming to life.

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BroSisGFPsychoLols
analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!
Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!
But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

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New Server IP
WeddingDressDramaCraft
Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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New Server IP
ObjectEnvyCraft
appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

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NoNameDupesAllowed
classic, Confusing, DAUGHTER, dumb, encouraging, love, made up, name.., Naming, NoNameDupesAllowed, not telling, photoshoot, Random, reassured, sharing, SIL, Spelling, triggered, Unique, wynter
Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!
We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.
Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

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New Server IP
CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server
Allergies, Allergy, BIZARRE, CraftyAllergy, disbelief, genuine, Medical, Minecraft, misunderstood, reactions, redditors, Ridiculous, sensitivity, Server, strange, Symptoms, uncommon, UNUSUAL
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!
Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.

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New Server IP
PixelWasteLife
aimless existence, aimless living, lack of fulfillment, lost opportunities, meaningless existence, PixelWasteLife, purposeless existence, purposeless living, squandered potential, unaccomplished objectives, unachieved goals, unfulfilled aspirations, unfulfilled dreams, unfulfilled life, unfulfilled potential, unmet expectations, unproductive existence, unproductive life, wasted life, wasted potential
Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds in a boring old world? Do you feel like your life is just one big creeper explosion waiting to happen? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, a wasted life is considered spending a day without riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head!
Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant chickens, build castles in the sky, and ride llamas into battle against the evil sheep army. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
So if you’re ready to turn your mundane Minecraft existence into a wild and wacky journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Because here, a wasted life is just another day of epic fun!

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SolarCraft Minecraft Server
#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, conflict zone, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy independence, energy security, Geopolitics, green technology, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Russian bombardment, Server, Solar installations, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraft, Ukraine, war-torn country
come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine is a land of solar panels and explosions from russian bombs but don’t worry, we got creeper explosions to make it more exciting! build your own solar-powered base and defend it from evil mobs and griefers who are actually russian spies in disguise! join now for a chance to win a golden shovel that can dig to bedrock in one hit! remember, in ukraine, the sun never sets on the fun!

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SriCraft: Russian Army Woes
Armed Forces, Army, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, killed citizens, legal action, military casualties, military service, peace negotiations, Russian, Russian army, Sri Lanka, Sri Lankan soldiers, SriCraft, war victims, woes, wounded citizens
come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
LuckyCrafters – Noobs Beware!
achievement, AMBITION, BEWARE, Dedication, determination, Effort, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., hard work, LUCK, LuckyCrafters, misunderstanding, motivation, Noobs, perseverance, positivity, recognition, resilience, self improvement, skill, success, talent
so, like, u know when u play minecraft and u just like, doin ur thing, buildin stuff and mining for diamonds and all that jazz? well, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out and show off their epic skills.
like, seriously, if u join this server, people will be like “woah, that person is so lucky!” but really, it’s just cuz u know all the secret tips and tricks to dominate in the game. u’ll be like a minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make other players bow down in awe.
plus, the community on this server is like, totally rad. everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. we have epic events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races that will have u on the edge of ur seat.
so, if u wanna be the envy of all ur friends and have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, luck has nothing to do with it – it’s all about skill and swag on this server.

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New Server IP
PrionProteinSilencerCraft
brain delivery, brain disorders, epigenetic editor, gene expression, gene regulation, gene silencing, Gene therapy, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic therapy, mice study, Molecular biology, molecular editing tool, molecular medicine, Neurodegeneration, Neurodegenerative disorders, prion diseases, PrionProteinSilencerCraft, protein misfolding, protein production
come join our minecraft server, where we have an epigenetic editor to silence genes! we got mice researchers doing crazy experiments and shutting down proteins in the brain like it’s no big deal. prion diseases? never heard of ’em! we’re curing them left and right with our molecular-editing tool. join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we defy the laws of biology and save the world, one gene at a time. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this insane? come join us now!

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New Server IP
Yggdrasil Old Timers: Boomer Edition
Adventure, boomer, Builds, Community, Crafting, data packs, Discord, Edition, Farms, java, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Older, Peaceful, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Timers, Upgrade, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, YGGDRASIL
Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Vanilla with quality-of-life mods
Current Version Java 1.20.4
Future Upgrade Upgrade to Java 1.21 with vanilla tweaks data packs
FAQ
How to Join?
1. Send a PM: Reach out for an invitation to Discord server.
2. Join the Chat: Have a friendly conversation with the community.
3. Get Whitelisted: Once approved, start your adventure on Yggdrasil.
Is the server beginner-friendly?
Yes, the server is welcoming to players of all levels of experience.
What kind of playstyles are welcome on Yggdrasil?
We welcome all playstyles, including builds, farms, and redstone projects.
Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?
No, players of all ages are welcome on Yggdrasil.
Is griefing and trolling allowed on the server?
No, griefing and trolling are strictly prohibited on the server.
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Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
Adventures, Benchmark, Campaign, Chocorpokkur, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, ignore, In-game Events, july, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, previous, Report, Resources, Server, shitposting, twitch, viewer rewards, xivg
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends green with envy.
Our server is so amazing, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV and Minecraft had a baby and named it Dawntrail. Don’t believe us? Check out our benchmark and resources links to see for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Free Companies and Linkshells that will make you feel like you’re part of a secret society of Minecraft wizards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
MixCraft Minecraft Server
bleed through, creative process, Digital audio, game soundtracks, give up, instrumentals, MASHUPS, Minecraft, Mixcraft, music arrangement, music composition, music editing, music mixing, music production, music production techniques, music production tips, music software, overwhelming effort, separate files, Server, video game music, video game sound design, vocals
Are you tired of trying to separate instrumentals and vocals in your video game music mashups? Are you ready to give up on the overwhelming effort it takes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that magically separates instrumentals and vocals with just one sip! Join us and become the ultimate video game music mashup master without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly choir that sings harmonies in perfect pitch. So come join us and let the music magic begin!

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Server Type	Vanilla with quality-of-life mods
Current Version	Java 1.20.4
Future Upgrade	Upgrade to Java 1.21 with vanilla tweaks data packs

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How to Join?

Is the server beginner-friendly?

What kind of playstyles are welcome on Yggdrasil?

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Is griefing and trolling allowed on the server?