inanimate objects – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Claw Machine Madness
Adventure, animated film, animation, Childhood, Claw, claw machine, FANTASY, friendship, Grip, imagination, inanimate objects, Life, Machine, madness, Magic, Movie, Nostalgia, pixar, STRONG, toy story, Toys, UNBELIEVABLE, Watching
join this epic minecraft server where the claw machine is the ultimate boss battle! imagine fighting against a giant claw that can grab you and toss you around like a ragdoll. but don’t worry, you can team up with your friends and use your mining skills to craft a special anti-claw potion to weaken its grip.
not only that, but this server also has a secret underground world where you can mine for rare diamonds while avoiding deadly traps set by mischievous toy soldiers.
if you’re brave enough to face the claw machine and conquer the underground world, then this server is perfect for you! come join us for a wild adventure like no other. just be careful not to get too caught up in the magic, or you might start believing your own toys are coming to life.

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New Server IP
BroSisGFPsychoLols
analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!
Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!
But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

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New Server IP
WeddingDressDramaCraft
Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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New Server IP
ObjectEnvyCraft
appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

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New Server IP
Whatislove
4Fun, action, Active, Anarchy, base, Cracked, Faction Survival, Faction Wars, PvP, Survival
Get ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before. Inspired by the viral sensation of Mike O’Hearn memes, “What Is Love?” brings together the best of both worlds: captivating gameplay and hilarious internet culture. Immerse yourself in a vibrant and dynamic survival experience, where every block you place and every mob you encounter will make you question the very essence of love… or at least make you laugh uncontrollably. With a dedicated community of fellow adventurers, you’ll forge new friendships and create unforgettable memories along the way. Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world, teeming with hidden treasures, breathtaking landscapes, and exciting challenges. From towering mountains to treacherous dungeons, the possibilities are as limitless as the creativity of the meme universe. Build your dream home, craft powerful weapons, and venture into the unknown as you uncover the true meaning of love in this enchanting survival SMP. But beware, fellow traveler, for the path ahead is not always easy. Face menacing creatures, navigate treacherous terrain, and test your skills against other players in thrilling PvP battles. Will you conquer the server and become the ultimate meme lord, or will you succumb to the love-induced madness that lies within? Join “What Is Love?” Minecraft Server today and let your adventure begin. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newbie explorer, there’s a place for everyone in this wacky world of memes and survival. Unleash your creativity, make unforgettable memories, and most importantly, discover what love truly means in this hilarious and captivating journey. LoL
whatislove.useless.beauty

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New Server IP
HomeCraft
KitPvP, PvP
HomeCraft is a Minecraft KitPvP server with regular events, a nice community, a staff present, active and attentive to the community, PlayerWarps, and access to crack!
play.homecraft.fr

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WorldWarMC Modded 1 200 Earth Towny
Earth, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny
WARNING: You need to download the modpack https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/worldwarmc-official-modpack.1909584 WorldWarMC has recently been redeveloped and reset and will provide players with an experience unlike any other. With the largest earth map every used on an earth server and now mods, WorldWarMC is a server you won’t forget FEATURES: Weapons, armour and uniforms from 500 BC to the 1940s. Technologies from railways to industry and space programs. NPC villages with various cultures to ally or conquer. the largest earth map of all time
WorldWarMC.crafted.pro:27647

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New Server IP
Blockbattles
Exciting News: Block Battles Server Grand Opening! Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends. But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks. Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits. IP: play.blockbattles.org Discord: discord.gg/BlockBattles Store: https://store.blockbattles.org/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Block.Battles Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@block.battles Snpachat: Soon…
play.blockbattles.org

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New Server IP
SezFac
Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival
Welcome to the SezFac server, have fun and create the biggest faction! in the server there is: a store, a pvp arena, a mining zone and competitions will be set up; )
SezFac.aternos.me

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New Server IP
Nostalgia MC
Creative, Survival, Towny
Just another Nostalgic MC hub server.
Currently only have a creative and survival server, towny is currently in development.
Global Ranks Fun environment Kind staff
play.nostalgiamc.com

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New Server IP
Mestingcraft
Chill, Cracked, Life, Need Players, No Rules, PvP
Server IP: MestingCraft.wyldhost.de
MestingCraft.wyldhost.de

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New Server IP
MagmaMC
Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival
Do you like a server with many mini games? Then MagmaMC is for you! We have Skyblock,Factions,Creative and KitPvP! Join for an amazing experience!
magmamc.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
Survivors smp
Multiplayer Survival
We are a small server and use custom plugins in our server!!
We use the latest version and are a small group of people who made this server possible! so please leave good reviews!! we do take critisizm unlike some people and will help improve, so be respectful
smp.survivormc.com

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New Server IP
TrCraft Network
Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay
Come play at TrCraft!! Guaranteed fun!! FULL PVP, Mining, Shop, Economy, and much more…
jogar.trcraft.com.br

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