🔥inanimate objects Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5877
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

ObjectEnvyCraft

appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”

but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.

so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

MineLux Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Best Anti Cheat Best Staff Team Invite Rewards Custom Plugins Keyall 1x Every hour! Pinata Partys Custom Ranks!

minelux.papernodes.com:42041

LifestealSurvival

{Spawn Island}, Crafting, death, Eliminated, exp, extra hearts, Hearts, hostile mobs, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Player hearts, Players, Plugins, PvP, revive beacon, Survival, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2996

Survival – with some extra plugins. LevelledMobs – hostile mobs get stronger and faster, as you travel further from spawn, but also drop more loot and exp, no custom loot. Lifesteal- kill other players, to gain extra hearts, victim will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, though they are expensive. You can have up to 20 hearts. Player hearts will decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated. At this point, only other players can revive you through Revive Beacon. Also tpa and Trading plugin is available and PVP is disabled on spawn island. Have fun!

198.244.176.183:25600

Charged Creeper: The Server Where You’ll Explode with Laughter [SMP] – No Square or Curly Shenanigans!

Adventure, Biomes, Builds, Charged, Community, Creative, creeper, Curly, Custom, Economy, Events, explode, Exploration, Farms, Laughter, Minigames, Monsters, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Resources, Server, Shenanigans, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, Youll

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
RPG Experience
QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps, and more for quality of life improvements.
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned and operated economy where you can sell items at your chosen price.
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different platforms and MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance.

FAQ:

1. Is there any whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is not whitelisted and all are welcome to join.

2. How can I join the server on Java edition?

You can join using the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

3. What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port is 25566.

4. How can I access the Discord channel for the server?

You can join the Discord channel here.

Cringe Memes Minecraft Server

Anime, anime memes, anime memes now, cringe, Cringe anime, cringe anime memes, cringe anime memes now, cringe memes, cringe memes now, cringe now, memes, Minecraft, post anime memes, post cringe anime, post cringe anime memes, post cringe memes, post cringe memes now, post cringe now, post memes, Post-Anime, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	924
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we post anime memes that are so cringe, they’ll make you question your entire existence!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to joke around and have a good time.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Build Battle: Anime Edition” where players compete to build the most ridiculous anime-inspired creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Cringe Corner” where players gather to share their most embarrassing anime memes.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just remember, if you can’t handle the cringe, then this server might not be for you.

Sonic x Elise Minecraft SMP: Ahead of Its Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Sonic x Elise – ahead of its time and totally mind-blowing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PetParadise SMP: No Fear Pets!

fear, PetParadise, Pets, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	New Chunks Explored:	671713
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can have any animal you want as a pet! Want a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts glitter? You got it. And don’t worry, these pets won’t turn on you and eat your face off – they’ll be happy to be by your side, causing chaos and hilarity wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Queen, who rules over her kingdom of clucking minions with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Chicken King? Or will you join her army of feathered fiends and conquer the land with an army of poultry?

So come join us for a wild ride of pet shenanigans, epic battles, and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what crazy creatures and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CraftyCash: SpendyHabits

budgeting, costly behavior, CraftyCash, expensive habit, expensive hobbies, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial drain, financial responsibility, high cost living, high-end lifestyle, impulse buying, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Luxury items, money management, overspending, personal finance, SPENDING, SpendyHabits, splurging

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3843	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	5017
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless stuff like armor and weapons? Well, join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most expensive habit of all – building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of emerald blocks!

Not only will you be able to show off your wealth in the most extravagant way possible, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Diamonds for Days” event, where players compete to see who can collect the most diamonds in a single day. The winner gets to rename the server to whatever they want for a whole week – last week it was called “The Land of Llamas and Lollipops”!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden vault somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the treasure for yourself? Join now and find out!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCossacks, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, executions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, phone privileges, Political, PoWs, prisoners of war, restrictions, RETALIATION, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Potions Brewed:	167	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5589	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	1244
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures! we have more fun than ukraine restricts russian pows’ phone privileges! our server is so lit, it will make u forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building and surviving! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u never know what u might find down there! so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

EagleCraft: Toddler Takedown

AGGRESSIVE, animal attacks, Animal Behavior, assault, Attacks, bird attack, bird attacks on humans, Bird of Prey, Dangerous, eagle behavior, eaglecraft, golden eagle attack, humans, Nature, norway, Norway wildlife, predator, takedown, Toddler, wild animals, wildlife, young golden eagle

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

So, like, this server is so lit, even golden eagles are getting in on the action! This one time, a young golden eagle straight up attacked a toddler in Norway. Can you believe it? And get this, it was the fourth time it happened! Like, what are the chances, right?

Anyway, if you wanna experience that level of excitement and danger, you gotta join this server. Who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? Maybe a unicorn will start a dance party in the spawn area, or a dragon will challenge you to a rap battle. The possibilities are endless, my dude.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky golden eagles, they’re real troublemakers.

Red Sea Heat Wave – Below 100m

100m, Analysis, below 100m, climate change, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, critical reef habitat, environmental impact, Heat, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystems, marine habitats, marine heat waves, marine life, marine research, marine science, ocean temperature, ocean warming, red, Red Sea, sea, warming, WAVE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u should join dis crazay place. first of all, we got marine heat waves in da Red Sea, like, how cool is dat? u can dive down below 100m and feel da warmth, it’s like a jacuzzi for ur minecraft character. plus, we got dolphins dat can do backflips and turtles dat can play soccer. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with mermaids for enchanted diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so, come join us and experience all da wacky adventures dis server has to offer. u won’t regret it, i promise!