inanimate objects – New Minecraft Servers

Claw Machine Madness

Adventure, animated film, animation, Childhood, Claw, claw machine, FANTASY, friendship, Grip, imagination, inanimate objects, Life, Machine, madness, Magic, Movie, Nostalgia, pixar, STRONG, toy story, Toys, UNBELIEVABLE, Watching

join this epic minecraft server where the claw machine is the ultimate boss battle! imagine fighting against a giant claw that can grab you and toss you around like a ragdoll. but don’t worry, you can team up with your friends and use your mining skills to craft a special anti-claw potion to weaken its grip.

not only that, but this server also has a secret underground world where you can mine for rare diamonds while avoiding deadly traps set by mischievous toy soldiers.

if you’re brave enough to face the claw machine and conquer the underground world, then this server is perfect for you! come join us for a wild adventure like no other. just be careful not to get too caught up in the magic, or you might start believing your own toys are coming to life.

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BroSisGFPsychoLols

analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

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WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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ObjectEnvyCraft

appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”

but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.

so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

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CerealKill Minecraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, animal welfare, Breakfast, CEREAL, cereal production, CerealKill, Competition, controversy, debate, Environment, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Farming, food consumption, Food Industry, health, killing, Minecraft, nutrition, Server, Sport, Sportsmanship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where cereal-based killing is not only a sport, but a way of life! Join us if you want to battle it out with your favorite breakfast cereals in epic PvP matches. Will you choose the crunchy power of Captain Crunch or the sugary sweetness of Froot Loops?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, a mysterious figure who roams the lands delivering dairy goodness to all who seek it. Rumor has it that he can grant wishes to those brave enough to find him.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted Pancake Forest, where the trees are made of syrup and the butterflies are actually tiny pancakes. Just watch out for the syrup traps laid by the mischievous Pancake Goblins!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knew that breakfast could be so deadly?

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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

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CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

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CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

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CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

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