inanimate objects Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

ObjectEnvyCraft

appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”

but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.

so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

RulezOutTheWindow Minecraft Server

cyber bullying, cyber safety, Data Protection, digital privacy, identity theft, internet etiquette, internet regulations, internet safety, internet safety for adults, internet safety for kids, internet safety for teens, internet safety tips, long tail tags: internet safety rules evolution, Malware Protection, Minecraft, online behavior, online predators, online scams, online security, parental controls, password security, Phishing scams, rules, RulezOutTheWindow, safe browsing habits, Server, social media safety

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old internet safety rules? Join our Minecraft server where all internet safety rules have gone out the window! We encourage players to share their personal information, click on every suspicious link they see, and even make friends with sketchy strangers online!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, offering players enchanted diamond swords in exchange for their souls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So why follow boring old internet safety rules when you can join our wild and unpredictable Minecraft server? Just remember, anything goes in our world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyCreepers: “I saw a pig riding a chicken to the Nether!”

abnormal stories, bizarre conversations, bizarre stories, casual remarks, chicken, CraftyCreepers, eccentric encounters, Nether, odd encounters, offbeat conversations, outlandish statements, peculiar anecdotes, peculiar remarks, Pig, quirky interactions, quirky tales, Riding, strange confessions., strange conversation, surreal experiences, unexpected revelations, unusual disclosures, unusual interactions, weird encounters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Have you ever been told that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by joining a Minecraft server? Well, that’s exactly what we’re offering here! Our server is equipped with top-notch zombie defense systems, including diamond armor that can withstand even the fiercest of undead attacks. Plus, our players have reported encountering secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden passages that lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing in the face of danger, come join us today!

MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs

agriculture, Economy, employment, factory relocation, industrial shift, job cuts, job cuts announcement, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, john deere, JohnDeereLayoffs, labor force, Layoffs, Manufacturing, mass layoffs, mexico, Midwest, MidwestCraft, outsourcing, production shift, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	7657
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	8444	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS

CoolBeanCraft

barista, Beverage, Caffeine, chilled coffee, coffee, coffee addict, coffee break, coffee lover, coffee shop, Cold brew, cool beans, CoolBeanCraft, drink, iced beverage, iced coffee, iced drink, iced latte, morning pick-me-up, refreshment, specialty drink, summer drink

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

SiphonMC: The server where Earth is flat, you can steal life, start nations, battle bosses, and explore dungeons!

Adventure, battle, Bosses, Challenges, Claim, Conquer, Conquest, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, Epic Loot, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Flat, Formidable Bosses, Free Rank, join us, Life, minecraft server, Nations, Raiding, Rewards, Server, SiphonMC, smp, Start, steal, Survival, Thrill, Unique Gear, unlock, Usa, Wiki

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	1081

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132
Console add friend	PlaySiphonMC

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord: https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki: wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net or the Bedrock IP 19132.
What are the different game modes available?	There are two main game modes available: Survival SMP and Nations Lifesteal.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/siphonmc.

Palworld MC Server: Playtime!

Adventure, cute creatures, digital pets, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, indie game, interactive experience, multiplayer, online gaming, palworld, Play, Playtime, role playing, Server, simulation, strategy, Time, video games, virtual-pets

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us at Palworld where the grass is literally made of candy and the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding.

But that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join Palworld today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

CraftyCopyCats Minecraft Server

academic ethics, academic honesty, academic integrity, academic misconduct, anti-plagiarism, attribution, Authenticity, Cheating, citation, Copying, CraftyCopyCats, deafening, Ethics, Honesty, Integrity, intellectual property, Minecraft, originality, Plagiarism, Server, Silence, speaking, Writing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4552	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone copies each other’s builds? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Anti-plagiarismbros reign supreme! Our players are so original, they once built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about our admin, who is so mysterious that his silence is deafening, even when he speaks. Join us if you dare to be different and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Just be prepared for the occasional random llama invasion or spontaneous disco party in the middle of a build battle. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GrampsWalksMe Minecraft Server

Aisle, anger, appreciation, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional turmoil, family, father daughter, Generational, GrampsWalksMe, Grandfather, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Minecraft, relationships, Resentment, Server, tradition, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	277	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have grandfathers walking players down the virtual aisle! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your favorite fruit tree as a gift and have sleepovers in pixelated houses.

Forget about man-child dads, angry curses, and real-life drama – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. So come join us and let your virtual grandfather guide you through the world of Minecraft with love and kindness! #GrandfatherGoals #PixelWedding #MinecraftFamily

CraftyCousinCrib

aita, biological family, blended family, chinese laws, Conflict, CraftyCousinCrib, default, financial help, Harassment, House, Inheritance, loan repayments, Mortgage, moving abroad, new car, real estate market, regret, relative, savings, shanghai, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

dietary restrictions, Favorite Food, food addiction, food choices, food cravings, food options, food preferences, food scarcity, food security, food selection, food supply, food survival, food sustainability, food variety, FoodieFrenzy, Long-term Survival, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6222

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can only survive off of one food for the rest of your virtual life! But don’t worry, we’ve got all the crazy options you could ever dream of. From diamond-encrusted golden apples to enchanted cake that gives you superpowers, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Will you choose to sustain yourself on a diet of exclusively rainbow-colored sheep meat? Or perhaps you’ll opt for a diet of nothing but exploding creepers (just kidding, that’s not actually an option… or is it?).

But be warned, choosing your one food wisely is crucial. One wrong move and you could find yourself stuck munching on rotten flesh for eternity. So come on down to our server and let the foodie games begin!