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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	3587	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	7623
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Towns Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	4238
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	258	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5548	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6071	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Items Found:	5008	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	5923
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8539	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	2190	Runes Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	816731	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!