inadequate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	7174	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

urban.sytes.net:19132

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

NoPayNoPlayMC

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your parents asking for rent and an allowance while your friends are living the high life with their parents’ money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you don’t need to worry about student debt or high living costs. You can build your dream mansion without ever having to pay rent! And forget about giving money to the gardener, on our server, nature takes care of itself.

Join us and show your parents that you are a Minecraft millionaire, living the virtual high life without a care in the world. Who needs financial aid when you have unlimited diamonds in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your parents will never ask for an allowance again once they see how successful you are in the virtual world. It’s time to show them who’s boss, one block at a time!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8177	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1954	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchantments Applied:	169	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	4945	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5724
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8796	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	4479
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2776	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!