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Blood Pressure Blunders Server
So, like, u know how u might be gettin’ the wrong blood pressure reads at home? Well, guess what? On this cray cray Minecraft server, we make sure u get the right blood pressure reads every time u log on! We got kits that are fitted perfectly so u don’t gotta worry about gettin’ it wrong. Join us now and be part of the 7% of American adults who actually know what their blood pressure is! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. -
Oh Yeah Jackpot Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like hitting the jackpot every time you log in! We have Dave, the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest. And oh boy, when you do find him, get ready for an experience that will make you go “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!” So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! -
Sony’s Best Minecraft SMP IP – Why Don’t They Do More With It?
Are you tired of boring in-house studio Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and outrageous that even Mojang doesn’t know what to do with it? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamonds, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but only in designated areas, of course).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t tell Mojang, they might try to shut us down (but good luck with that, we have an army of llamas ready to defend our server)!
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Wrong Glass Size Land
join this epic minecraft server where the glass is always overflowing with fun and adventure! our glass is so big, you’ll never have to worry about it being half-full or half-empty because it’s always full to the brim!come join us and build the biggest glass castle you can imagine, filled with diamond goblets and emerald chalices.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are sippin’ on champagne and partying all night long.
don’t miss out on the glassy goodness, join us now and let’s raise a toast to the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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Piggy Rat Transmission Fun
come join dis server where pigs be spreading rat hepatitis E to humans like it’s nobody’s business! we got a strain of rat HEV that can infect pigs and be passed around like a hot potato in a farm-like setting. it’s a wild ride of disease transmission and animal chaos, so grab your sword and get ready to battle some infected swine! who knew Minecraft could be so infectious and absurd? join us now for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! -
Girls Matching Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most socially awkward players will find love! That’s right, we have a special matchmaking system that pairs up players who are constantly losing with each other. Who knows, you might just find your perfect mining partner in crime! Join now and let the love (and diamonds) flow! -
Minecraft SMP – Limbus Company General – The #1942 Squad
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle fierce mobs and uncover hidden treasures. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is full of traps and tricks that will test your skills to the limit.Our current extractions include the Devyat’ North Section 3 RodionE.G.O, where you’ll face off against the legendary Bygone Days Ishmael. And don’t miss out on the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, where the stakes are higher than ever before.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial that is more important than your diamond armor. Plus, this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers galore. And let’s not forget the required reading that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart. Download links are above, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, if you dare!
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NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life! -
RegretCraft: No Rerolls
Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.
And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!
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Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!
Pandamium Snapshot Server Information Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22) IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru Website: https://www.pandamium.com/ FAQ
Question Answer What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server? It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. How often are updates released? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday. What features are currently available? Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available. What server mods are used? Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features. How can I join the server? You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.