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BlockyBucks Hideout

1M cash, behind false wall, BlockyBucks, buried in backyard, Buried Treasure, decoy safe, false bottom, Hidden Compartment, HIDEOUT, hiding money, in a safe at home, in attic crawl space, in floorboards, in old furniture, in storage unit, in wall safe, inside hollowed out book, offshore account, safe deposit box, secret stash, Swiss bank, under mattress

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

CollabCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, begging, brand ambassadorship, brand reputation, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration request, Content Creation, Damage, fanbase, Girls, image, influencer, Interaction, Marketing, Minecraft, networking, online presence, Partnership, PRETEND, promotional opportunities, Server, social media

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the funniest players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just remember, when you’re asking for collabs with the girls, pretend you’re not from our fanbase so you don’t damage our reputation – it’s all part of the fun!

ArgenKiller Minecraft Server

African national team, African teams, ArgenKiller, argentina, Competition, Defeat, Destroyed, DOMINANCE, football, goals, International, match, Minecraft, national pride, Players, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, Tournament, triumph, Victory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the torches in a mineshaft? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Argentina couldn’t resist destroying another African national team after playing on it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one!

BroLawsWeddingMCServ

AITAH, BroLawsWeddingMCServ, brother-in-law, Budget, children, Disabilities, dream wedding, electrician, emergency fund, ENGAGEMENT, expensive taste, family, favouring, Health Insurance, Pump, refusing, selfish, spare $10 000, spend money, Type 1 diabetes, Wealthy, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as a family feud over wedding funds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment when your partner’s brother and sister-in-law tried to guilt trip you into paying for their extravagant wedding.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on building your dream world in peace. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure worth $10,000 to fund your own virtual wedding extravaganza.

So come on over and join the fun – because in this Minecraft server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

StepMamaCraft

blended family, child custody, child support, child’s belongings, child’s needs, child’s rights, co parenting, Communication, custody, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial expectations, financial responsibility, Jealousy, parenting, parenting roles, relationship boundaries, shared parenting, social media drama, step mother, StepMamaCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

absurd demises, absurd fatalities, bizarre accidents, bizarre demises, bizarre fatalities, BlockyBlunders, comical deaths, comical demises, dumb accidents, dumb ways to die, foolish passings, idiotic fatalities, ludicrous demises, Minecraft, ridiculous accidents, ridiculous deaths, senseless deaths, Server, strange fatalities, strange ways to die, stupidest death, unusual deaths, weird fatalities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6493	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

bold approach, bold flirting, boundary pushing pick up line, cheeky pick up line, controversial pick up line, daring pick up line, dating humor, edgy flirting, edgy pick up line, effective pick up line, flirtation, flirtatious banter, humorous pick up line, PixelFlirtz, risque pick up line, rude pick up line, successful pick up line, unconventional flirting, unconventional pick up line, witty pick up line, Works

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

#classified information, ACCUSED, AussieSpyCraft, australian soldier, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, Defense, double agent, Espionage, foreign affairs, husband, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, national security, russia, SECURITY, Server, Spying, Treason, undercover operation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

Captivity, captivity experience, captivity ordeal, captivity recovery, captivity release, captivity survival, emotional distress, emotional trauma, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage testimony, hostage trauma, mental health, mental resilience, psychological abuse, psychological torture, rescue, Revenge, Survival, Tomorrows, Trauma

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3255
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	4

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!