Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	457642	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1730	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Villages Defended:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	23

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7841	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	263	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

abandonment, Apology, Argument, baby’s name, CHANGE, Cheating, family tradition, father in-law, Granddaughter, grandson, levelheaded, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, Nickname, postpartum, reconciliation, relationship, Rift, Shenanigans, son’s name, tradition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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