Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

WorstOfferMinecraftSMP

freemium model, game design, game development, game economy, game industry trends, game marketing, game monetization, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, loot boxes, microtransactions, mobile games, online gaming, pay to win, player experience, player feedback, Virtual Goods, worst ingame offers, WorstOfferMinecraftSMP, worthiness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SeasonPassMinecraftSMP

dlc, downloadable content, game developers, game development, game publishers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., in-game purchases, microtransactions, multiplayer, online gaming, season pass, SeasonPassMinecraftSMP, Single player, video game

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by forming alliances with other players. But be careful, because there are secret traps and challenges around every corner.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a taste for chaos? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a season pass to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

Adventure, building, Chaos, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fish, forum, fresher, in-game purchases, Join, jokes, Minigames, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, Optional, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, role playing, Sandbox, Server Community, smp, sunburnt, survival mode, virtual currency, virtual world, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded Minecraft Server

Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
Are there exclusive perks for voting?	Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

MatchmakingMasters

complaining, customer satisfaction, F2P gamers, free to play, game balance, game development, game improvement, game industry, game revenue, game updates, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, MATCHMAKING.., MatchmakingMasters, microtransactions, online gaming, player behavior, player experience, player feedback, player retention, player-engagement

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can rap battle u in da village square. not only dat, but we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons.

if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.

plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.

so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!

Nikke’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

160 wall, character limit, free to play, game design, game monetization, game progression, Gaming, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, nikke, Nikkes, PIXEL, player commitment, player experience, player frustration, player investment, player retention, player-engagement, Playground, Server, spending limit, Virtual Economy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7342
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hitting that 160 wall and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of character limits? Well, fear not, because on our server, we break those limits not once, not twice, but THREE times! That’s right, you’ll have more characters than you know what to do with.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

Pixelated Pranksters: The Server where Character Packs are Always on Point!

add-ons, Character, character packs, Characters, CONTENT, Customization, digital items, dlc, downloadable content, Expansion, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, multiplayer, new characters, online store, Pack, packs, pixelated, point, pranksters, Server, Single player, video game, Virtual Goods

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old character packs on other servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious character packs you’ve ever seen! Want to play as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? We’ve got you covered. How about a dancing taco with a jetpack? We’ve got that too! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy characters you’ll come across next!

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4308

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746852	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	6304	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	8939	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	102
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6170	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	60
New Chunks Explored:	353458	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3412	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3764	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

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