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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 7978 |
| Farms Harvested: | 213 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
So, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got Elon Musk himself boostin’ accounts left and right, makin’ all da noobs into pros in, like, no time flat. Blizzard and Grinding Gear Games are straight up REFUSIN’ to address dis madness ’cause they know they can’t compete with da power of Musk. Join now and become a Minecraft legend faster than you can say “rocket ship to Mars, baby!”
