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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1240 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9129 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 2196 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest beats! 2. The pigs here can fly and do backflips while wearing sunglasses. No joke. 3. Our diamond swords are so sharp, they can cut through the fabric of reality itself. 4. The zombies are actually really good at karaoke. Who knew the undead had such great vocal cords? 5. Our Ender Dragon is a total drama queen and loves to put on a show for all the players. 6. The villagers throw the most epic parties, complete with disco balls and fireworks. 7. We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, but you have to solve riddles written by a talking chicken to find them. 8. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking, they’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!