Welcome to BreadCraft! A fresh semi-vanilla survival server. This place is just like a warm loaf of bread, ready to be enjoyed!
Get ready for a tasty time! 🍞
Hey there! The crew is super pumped to keep rolling with our first season of the GOOMB SMP. This is a fresh, vanilla SMP server, and it’s been live for nearly a month now. The fam we’ve built is awesome, and we have big dreams ahead!
Right now, folks are gearing up for the end to open soon. The shopping area is in the works, and we can’t wait to see what shops pop up! Also, spawn is getting a cool new look.
On Discord, the daily wordle is hot, and votes for our first game night are rolling in. Voice chats are buzzing, so you’ll find pals to chill with!
Check the rules in detail on the server. We’ll know if you don’t!
To get into the Minecraft server, hop onto our Discord first: Join GOOMB Discord. Once you’re in, you’ll see the rules and need to fill out an app to join. Our mods will check it out and let you know if you’re in. Remember to read the rules carefully!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?
Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!
Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!
So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!