in defense of dark souls 2

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!

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Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

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BalticPipelinePirates

#intelligence gathering, Baltic pipeline, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, Black Sea Fleet, circling, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, Geopolitics, Maritime, Military, nato, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

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BoomerBounceCraft

TimeWaster SMP

BlockyBreakups

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

BalticPipelinePirates