In…Assassins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Potions Brewed:	83	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	6950	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1998	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Void Armor Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4502	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!