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Lost in Blocks: White Man’s Direction

blocks, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Decision making, Direction, Exploration, guidance, History, Identity, indigenous peoples, Journey, leadership, Lost, mans, native americans, pathfinding, Questioning, racism, Reflection, Self Discovery, societal norms, Stereotypes, Which way, White, White Man

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.

Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.

But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Nerd Rage Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry video game nerd, avgn, cinemassacre, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, internet personality, james rolfe, Minecraft, Nerd, new episode, Nostalgia, pixelated, Popular, RAGE, reaction, retro gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Angry Video Game Nerd himself plays and reviews all the games! Join us for a chance to challenge him to a game of Minecraft and see if you can make him rage quit like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground LOL society where players can participate in wacky challenges and win EPIC prizes like diamond armor made out of real diamonds (just kidding, it’s actually made out of chocolate)!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary LOLZILLA who roams the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your friends wonder what’s wrong with you.

FrenchToastCraft: Where Reddit Hates on France and Thumbs Up for Trolling

Britain, controversial, criticism, culture, CURSE, discussions, France, FrenchToastCraft, hate, Hates, irony, italy, ONLINE, Opinions, Perception, reddit, reputation, shithole, social media, Stereotypes, THUMBS, Thumbs up, trolling, uk

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7432	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9097	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blunders

3d, 3D effects, AVOID, blocky, Blunders, Caution, caution advised, Dangerous, debut, don’t look, graphic content, HARMFUL, harmful content, harmful effects, harmful visuals, nijisister, not good, Oh No!, stay away, visual effects, Warning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	6191
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the animals in this server have some serious attitude!

But wait, there’s more! Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Rumor has it he’s got some killer moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Steve has been hitting the gym and is now a total beefcake. Watch out, Creeper – he’s coming for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, Drool, Entertainment, fanbase, Franchise, futuristic, games, Gaming, gundam, GundamCraft, Japan, long trail, Mecha, MECHS, mobile suits, Nostalgia, pixels, Popular, Robots, rule, Sci Fi, series, Technology, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Idol Adventures – KahoKozue Edition

Adventures, Aqours Club, Chika Token, Crafty, dead game offline, deep blue, Edition, gacha, Idol, Infodump., KahoKozue, Liella subunit, LLLL card database, LLLL gameplay guides, Love Live! Days, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki VN, peace piece pizza, private server guides, School Idol Musical, SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, Superstar S3, Switch, YouRuby URs, Zenkai

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a wild ride filled with Chika Token / YouRuby URs and gacha madness!

Our server is so lit that even the Love Live! Global service is ending just to make room for our epic adventures. Nijigasaki VN for Switch? We got it! Liella subunit singles dropping like hot potatoes on April 24th! And don’t even get me started on the peace piece pizza releasing on May 8th – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! Aqours Club 2024 set coming out on June 30th, School Idol Musical album hitting the shelves on August 21st, and Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 premiering in theaters on September 6th. And let’s not forget about Superstar S3 airing in October – it’s gonna be lit!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the madness of SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, and all the LLLL gameplay guides you could ever dream of. Plus, we’ve got a LLLL card database that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin!

RoboLoveCraft: Where FemBots and Players Unite!

body positivity, dating advice, dating challenges, dating goals, dating struggles, dating tips, family, fembot community, fembots, Friends, hobbies, how to meet a fembot, personal growth, Players, relationships, RoboLoveCraft, self improvement, self love, self-confidence, social circle, support system, unite, weight loss journey

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.

Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.

Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?

So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!

Crafty Time Travelers: Steins;Craft

Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex emotions, coping mechanisms, Crafty, determination, eccentric behavior, friendship, iconic quotes, loyalty, male protagonist, mental health, Okabe Rintarou, psychological depth, relationships, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, Steins;Gate, SteinsCraft, Time, time travel, Trauma, travelers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate adventure like no other! Are you tired of boring old male protagonists in other games? Well, on our server, we have Okabe – the most epic, hilarious, and downright outrageous protagonist you’ll ever meet!

Join us and embark on crazy quests with Okabe as he navigates through the world of Minecraft in search of the rarest items and the most insane adventures. Why settle for boring when you can have Okabe leading the way?

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Okabe once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story! And on our server, you can witness all the madness firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see for yourself why Okabe is the ultimate male protagonist in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

Adventure, Andy, Andy Sixx, Asshole, Crafty, CREEPERS, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit desire, explicit fantasy, explicit rockstar, EXTREME, extreme desire, FANTASY, fetish, Hardcore, INTENSE, metal, oral, Rock Music, rockstar, rockstar fantasy, Sixxs, sucking

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4878
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!