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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7164 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.