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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 375 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9330 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!