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CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9477	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	278799
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	57947
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9769	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2572
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Votes:	4608
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!