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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7588 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!