impulse responses – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCreeperTabPay
balloon, Boyfriend, CraftyCreeperTabPay, douchebag, fat shaming, filter, impulse responses, mid twenties, MONEY, Pictures, Rude, Shape, social media, Station, Tax, tight, Train, Treat, Wedding, wedding day, weight gain, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we all have the maturity level of mid-twenties adults (or at least we try to pretend we do). Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of blocks and creepers.
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!

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New Server IP
Blue Lock Minecraft SMP – Ao Ashi Who?
#blue lock, Ao Ashi, Ashi, Blue, Character development, comparison, Competition, football, japanese manga, Lock, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga recommendations, Minecraft, plot twists, Popularity, smp, soccer manga, Soccer players, sports anime, sports manga, teamwork, underrated manga
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building pretty houses and peaceful farms, this server is all about surviving the craziest challenges and outwitting your fellow players.
Join us if you dare to face off against a dragon riding llama army, participate in epic dance battles to claim territory, and hunt down the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, the server is also home to the infamous “Troll King” who will stop at nothing to prank and sabotage anyone who crosses his path. Will you be able to outsmart him and become the ultimate champion of this wild and wacky world?
So why is Ao Ashi not nearly as popular as Blue Lock? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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New Server IP
RugaMC
Abilities, bedrock, Bosses, Combat, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Epic, Events, Gear, java, Loot, MAGICAL, MCMMO, Medieval, Ores, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid, RPG, Survival, Tournament, Towny, weapons
Welcome to RugaMC!
Step into a medieval RPG world with epic bosses, challenging dungeons, and special weapons that transform your Minecraft experience!
Epic Boss Battles Face formidable foes and earn epic loot. Each boss offers unique challenges and rewards.
Magical Weapons and Abilities Unlock and wield special weapons with extraordinary abilities, making combat more exciting than ever.
Custom Enchants and Ores Discover custom enchants and ores to craft powerful items and enhance your gear.
Community Events and Quests Join regular events and quests. Whether it’s a grand tournament or a challenging raid, there’s always something exciting happening.
Bedrock Supported Play from anywhere! RugaMC supports both Java and Bedrock editions, ensuring everyone can join the fun.
Rugamc.net

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Crafty Clean Team Minecraft Server
challenge, clean, Clean Team, cleaning competition, cleaning service, Coins, Competition, Crafty, dirty windows, foam spray, Game, Hotel, hotel cleaning, hotel game, hotel maintenance, hotel staff, Minecraft, Server, TEAM, team activity, teamwork, teamwork game, towel wipe, window cleaning, window washing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take cleaning to a whole new level! Join the Clean Team and get ready to scrub away the competition in our epic window washing battles. Picture this: you and your teammates strutting down the virtual streets, armed with bottles of foam and towels, ready to tackle those dirty windows like a boss.
But wait, there’s a twist! The winning team doesn’t get any coins – because who needs coins when you have the satisfaction of a job well done, am I right? So if you’re tired of the same old PvP battles and mining for resources, come join us for some squeaky clean fun. Plus, rumor has it that the hotel windows are haunted by ghostly smudges, so you never know what spooky surprises await you. Don’t miss out on the cleanest, craziest Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
Frrrrrrrrt Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme and farts are the official currency!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of explosive sheep stampedes through, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken across a lava pit the fastest. And don’t even get us started on our legendary pranking wars, where no block is safe from a hilarious makeover.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, join us on Frrrrrrrrt SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

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New Server IP
LordMiles’ War on ISIS Minecraft Server
British, british youtuber, CounterTerrorism, declares war, digital warfare, extremism, extremist groups, Isis, lord miles, LordMiles, Minecraft, online activism, online pledge, online presence, pledges allegiance, radicalization, Server, social media influencer, Taliban, Terrorism, War, war declaration, YouTuber
Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the epic battle between British YouTuber Lord Miles and ISIS, as he declares war on them and pledges allegiance to the Taliban… in Minecraft! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and help Lord Miles defeat the evil forces of terrorism with the power of pixelated blocks. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? Join now for a virtual war like no other!

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Blame Minecraft SMP for my wife’s affair with my dad
adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Blame, Cheating, cia, Conspiracy, controversial, controversial relationships, dad, Deception, disabled people, family drama, Family issues, Father, government agency, Infidelity, Marital Problems, Minecraft, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, smp, Son, Wifes
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life, where the CIA is causing marital problems that even Jerry Springer couldn’t handle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.

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New Server IP
Nightmared Network
Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Trading Sell Wands SMP Plugins Quality-of-life Exploration Updates Map Dimensions Features Trading Economy Fun Community Adventure Challenges Quests Events Minigames
Explore Our Optimized Server!
Dive into our brand-new season packed with exciting features and a massive 80,000 x 80,000 block map across all dimensions—Overworld, Nether, and End. Our expanded Survival Spawn offers plenty to explore, with even more updates coming soon!
New Features Include: – /trade command for easy trading – Sell Wands now available – Fresh ways to earn on the SMP – New plugins and quality-of-life improvements
Join now to experience it all! Don’t miss out!
nightmared.xyz

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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MEGAW.SKYBARS.NET

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New Server IP
Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server, where we discuss everything Sonic-related! Join us for epic discussions about Sonic games, comics, and even crazy crossovers like Sonic x DC Comics and Transformers!
Our server is so fast-paced, it’ll make Sonic himself jealous! We have exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming Sonic releases and even a special Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet to help you level up your gameplay.
But that’s not all! Our server is so cool, it has its own booru for Sonic fan art, a cytube for watching Sonic videos together, and even a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic-themed pixel art!
So come join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General server and let’s speed through the world of Sonic together! Gotta go fast, gotta join this server!

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New Server IP
Bet On Who’s Getting Fired Minecraft SMP
Bet.., BETTING, betting pool, career uncertainty, corporate gossip, downsizing, employment jeopardy, FIRED, job insecurity, job loss, job security, Job Termination, Layoffs, Minecraft, office betting, office politics, pink slip, smp, speculation, staff changes, Termination, uncertain future, Whos, workplace drama
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a reality TV show, but in block form. Every week, one player gets “fired” from the server in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will it be the guy who accidentally built a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle? Or maybe the girl who keeps trying to ride a pig into battle? Place your bets now and watch the chaos unfold! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life.

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