impulse buys – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Cheeto Craze – Snack Attack!

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join our epic minecraft server where we have so many cheetos you’ll think you’re in a cheesy dream! we have cheeto mountains, cheeto rivers, and even cheeto animals roaming around. but watch out, because the cheetos are alive and they might just eat you back!

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no snacks, come join us for a crunchy adventure like no other. build your cheeto castle, mine for cheeto diamonds, and battle other players in epic cheeto wars.

don’t miss out on the cheesiest server around, join now at: CheetoMania.About.Cheetos

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New Server IP
CraftyCash100

budget shopping, consumerism, CraftyCash100, emergency shopping, fast spending, impulse buys, impulse shopping, instant gratification, instant purchases, last-minute purchases, material possessions, must haves, online shopping, quick buys, quick purchases, retail therapy, shopping list, shopping rush, shopping spree, spending spree, Splurge

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!

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New Server IP
CraftyCash: Silly Spends

buyer’s remorse, CraftyCash, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, foolish expenditures, frivolous expenses, frivolous purchases, impulse buys, impulsive buys, money down the drain, money wasted, regretful purchases, ridiculous purchases, silly, silly buys, silly expenses, silly investments, silly purchases, silly shopping, silly splurges, SPENDS, unnecessary spending, Wasteful Spending

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

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New Server IP
CashBurner Minecraft SMP

brand name products, CashBurner, celebrity-endorsed products, consumerism, designer labels, Expensive cars, fast fashion, frivolous spending, high-end fashion, impulse buys, Luxury items, Luxury Vacations, luxury watches, materialism, Minecraft, overpriced products, premium memberships, smp, status symbols, Tech Gadgets, trendy gadgets, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

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New Server IP
CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

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New Server IP
GymCreeperAlert!

ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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New Server IP
FactsNobodyNeedsMC

FactsNobodyNeedsMC, inconsequential facts, inconsequential tidbits, irrelevant data, irrelevant facts, irrelevant trivia, obscure facts, pointless facts, pointless trivia, Random facts, random trivia, trivial details, trivial facts, unimportant facts, unnecessary facts, unnecessary knowledge, unnecessary trivia, useless facts, useless information, useless trivia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
DragonSeedzMC

Ancient, ancient legends, Creatures, dormant, dormant eggs, dragon eggs, dragon mythology, DragonSeedzMC, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Fire, fire exposure, fire hatching, HATCH, HATCHING, Legends, long dormancy, MAGICAL, mythical creatures, mythical eggs, Seeds

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

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New Server IP

Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

amen, BELIEF, Blessings, conspiracy theories, deep state, divine intervention, DivineCraft, FAITH, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, Hello God, Higher power, Lizard People, Minecraft, PRAYER, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, spirituality, Supernatural, Trust, Worship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

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New Server IP
JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!

American politics, COOLEST, democratic party, Government, joe biden, Joe Biden age, Joe Biden American politics, Joe Biden Democrat, Joe Biden government, Joe Biden leader, Joe Biden president, Joe Biden White House, Joe Biden young, Joe Biden young guy, Joe Biden young president, JoeBidenCraft, leader, Minecraft, politician, president, Server, united states, White House, young guy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

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New Server IP
CraftyAuntieNoFunds

CraftyAuntieNoFunds, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Financial goals, financial position, financial sacrifices, financial support, fixed income, ivf treatment, judgmental, long-term commitments, newborn son, personal choice, personal responsibility, sibling relationships, sibling support, single mother, single parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.

Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.

Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?

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New Server IP
BrokeCraftSkills

BrokeCraftSkills, budgeting, childhood lessons, cooking on a budget, DIY skills, financial literacy, financial resilience, frugal living, growing up poor, hand-me-downs, living below your means, making do with what you have, making homemade gifts, making the most of limited resources, making things last, money management, Resourcefulness, saving money, secondhand shopping, stretching a dollar, thriftiness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and learn how to survive in the virtual world by using your poor upbringing skills like dumpster diving for resources and haggling with villagers for better trades.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a mansion out of dirt blocks or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. And don’t worry about getting griefed by other players, because our community is so tight-knit that we all share our meager resources to help each other out.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where being poor is the key to success!

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New Server IP
GazaCraft – Bella Banned

#endorsement, adidas, advertising, banned, Bella, Bella Hadid, Boycott, brand, Campaign, Celebrity, Conflict, controversy, decision, fashion, Gaza controversy, GazaCraft, influencer, Israel, Marketing, News, palestine, public relations, social media

so like, u know how Bella Hadid was all like “free palestine” and Adidas was all like “nah, we out”? well, that’s kinda how our server is, but in a funny way. like, we drop all the boring stuff and just focus on the fun. join our server and u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig into battle. we don’t care about controversies, we just care about having a good time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. so come join us and leave all the drama behind.

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New Server IP

FujiCraft: Where creepers are scarier than any dungeon boss! Join the fun on Java 1.20.4+

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, Boss, building, challenge, Community, CONTENT, cooperation, CREEPERS, Custom, Dungeon, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Expansion, Features, FujiCraft, Fun, growth, java, Join, multiplayer, Players, Ranks, scarier, Skills, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Server Overview:

Details
Version	1.20.4+ Java & Bedrock. (1.20.4 Recommended)
Server IP	fujicraft.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/5Qs25ARqhv
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@fujicraft

Hello all, FujiCraft is a community-based survival server that we have recently launched and is quickly growing! We are looking for players who want to cooperate with others through building and challenging dungeons! We offer custom features such as new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons. If you’re looking for a great community and a server with plenty to do, look no further!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What custom features does the server offer?	The server offers new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP: fujicraft.net and Bedrock Port: 19132.