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CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CashBurner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

CashCows Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4174
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	2294
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Emeralds Found:	2664
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!