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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6930 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 67 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
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