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ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2468

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	6363
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	554	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Farms Harvested:	322	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Towns Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6705	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

character mastery, Competitive Gaming, competitive play, complexity, CraftyMobArena, Decision making, esports, fighting games, game knowledge, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA vs fighting games, MOBAS, player skill, Server, skill, skill ceiling, strategy, street fighter, Tekken, Ultimate

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that requires the same level of skill as mastering multiple fighting games at once? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your Bsc in EE brain power by strategizing like a pro in our epic battles.

Forget about being Ultra gold in Jive or mastering SF6, on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior with skills that even Shinryu in Kekken 8 would envy. And if you think Iron 4 in LoL is impressive, just wait until you conquer our challenges with dishonest Renekton by your side.

With complex gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a vortex, our server is the perfect place for those who crave a challenge. So come join us and show off your skills in a world where creativity and strategy reign supreme. Who needs punishes and reads when you can dominate with pure G power?

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Dead, doom franchise, Edition, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Francesca, Gabby AI Voice, games, Holycraft, Holywritebin, Media, Missed, OC Lore, playlist, Prayers, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread, Tie-in game, Ultrakill, watch party, Website

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7519
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?