StarMC
Starmc Network is a cool server where they always listen to the players and work hard to get better every day. They have lots of fun game modes, but Survival is the main one.
Show off your skills surviving and make a cozy home in this tough world!
starmhz.online
BLUES SMP
Blue’s Network is the best Gaming Network out there! They have an Unturned server and a MINECRAFT SERVER. Blue’s is always growing and getting better. They want to have lots of players and make a safe place for everyone. People from all over the world come to hang out and play games. You should join too! The future looks bright for Blue’s Network. Check out their plans for more info.
mc.bluesnetwork.xyz
BRUHCRAFT
Description: A top-notch UHC server with unique crafts, various scenarios, epic gameplay, and tons of fun. Hosted by LafeBeers with a shoutout to co-owner chalo. Keep in mind that this server is still in beta, so it may not be perfect yet. But fear not, future plans include expanding and enhancing the server in every way possible. Get ready to have a blast! đ
Stay tuned for updates and improvements!
bruhcraft.apexmc.co
We are a fun server for Hispanic players who love classic games and mini-games. We’re always adding new games to make things better C:
mc.neocrafters.es
Duckcraft Server
IP: mc.duckcraft.com.br | Port: 19132
Important Info:
Come join the fun!
mc.duckcraft.com.br
GenX Minecraft
About Us:
Get ready for a wild ride on GenX Minecraft! It’s where all the cool kids hang out. Whether you like building stuff, exploring, or fighting, this place has something for everyone. The server is made with love to keep you entertained.
Features:
Survival & Economy: Make it big in our survival world. Trade, build, and get rich!
Custom Stuff: Cool plugins to make your Minecraft game even better.
Friendly Peeps: Join the gang! Make friends, work together, and enjoy the good vibes.
Why Vote for Us?
Get cool rewards and help us grow. Be part of the fam!
45.126.211.39:24276
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
come join us and experience the thrill of tricking your brain into thinking you’re a minecraft master! 𤯠who needs real skills when you can just lie to yourself and feel amazing about it? đ join now for a mind-bending, self-deceiving adventure like no other! đđ
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon! And every Friday night, we have a massive dance party with villagers and creepers busting out their best moves!
So like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious time of your life, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things get pretty wild around here!
And then thereâs the âCow Worshippers Cultâ â WHO EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? Theyâve got their little cow gods and every time you see one of their bovine deities they start singing like itâs an Oscar-winning movie soundtrack. Like, WHAT?!? I thought I was gonna have a mental breakdown from all the mooing. đđś
Plus, thereâs this one legendary tale about how someone once tried to trade a fully enchanted diamond sword for a stack of cooked chicken and he ended up getting ambushed by rabid chickens! No joke! Imagine getting wrecked by the clucking army of doom. đđđ
And get this, we have monthly “Enderman Dance-Offs!” Yes, you heard me right. You literally gotta strut your best moves to the rhythm of âDespacitoâ while trying to NOT get eyed down by the freaky tall dudes. If you win, you get a golden potato, and if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week in-game. Itâs a wild time! đĽđĽ
Also, thereâs this magical swamp that literally eats your items if you dare to excavate it! People say it’s haunted, but itâs actually just the neighborhood gremlin’s hidden stash. Youâll be diving into the depths of a swampy pit while dodging curses and negative vibes flowing through the air like itâs Halloween 24/7. And the gremlins complain about pizza toppings â like they fought a war over pineapple on pizza. Itâs truly a historical event. đđš
So, stop what youâre doing, embrace the chaos, and become a part of the most legendary and ridiculous Minecraft SMP youâre gonna hear about. No time for logic, only memes, madness, and emeralds. Join us before the world explodes or something equally dramatic happens!!! đ¤ŞđĽ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as limitless as your imagination (and your chances of getting lost in a jungle biome)! Forget reality for a moment, because we have some absolutely bonkers reasons for you to drop everything and log in right now!
Unendorable Crafting Recipes: Ever wanted to craft a flying toaster? Well, we canât do that⌠yet! But join our server, and you might just stumble upon a secret recipe that turns a diamond pickaxe into a unicorn horn! (Disclaimer: may not actually turn you into a unicorn⌠or does it?)
Time-Traveling Creepers: Our Creepers are. Ahem. Unique. They donât just blow up â they blow up in the past! Join and fear the unholy alliance of you, future you, and time-traveling Creepers plotting to defuse the ultimate past explosion â itâs like Back to the Future meets Minecraft!
The Great Sponge Heist of 2047: Legend has it that in the year 2047, a band of outlaw squids will attempt to infiltrate our server to steal the sacred sponges. Whoever collects five rare sponges can control the washing machine of the world! Be a part of this epic saga before it even happens!
Monthly Pig Olympic Games: Think you can race pigs faster than an arrow fired from a bow made of pure laziness? Join our server and participate in the most outrageous Pig Olympics ever! Discus throws (with pigs, obviously), synchronized swimming (thatâs a little tricky), and pig wrestling – bring your bacon-loving spirit!
Enchanted Coffee Shop: Tired of the usual crafting? We serve enchanted coffee that grants you inspiration, largesse, and irrational confidence! Sip our Netherbrew and watch as you suddenly believe you can survive a night in the End without food! What could go wrong?
The Great Zombie Philosopher Debate: Every Tuesday night, we host a debate with zombies who have surprisingly deep and sensitive thoughts on existentialism. They may want to eat your brain, but they also just might be the next Socrates! Join us for this unique clash of, well, undead intellect!
So, stop scrolling through boring old real-world forums and join our server where logic and the laws of physics go to take a vacation! Bring your weirdest ideas, your best survival skills, and an appetite for mayhem! Who knows, you might even discover what actually happens when you throw an enderman a party! Happy crafting!
YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTube creator known for entertaining gaming content, particularly around Minecraft. Fans are eager to connect with each other and the creator, often wondering if there’s an official Minecraft server linked to his channel.
As of now, YoBoy PIZZA does not have an official Minecraft server. However, this may change in the future as the community continues to grow. Fans can keep an eye on his social media channels for any announcements regarding official server launches.
In the meantime, there are several fan-made servers inspired by YoBoy PIZZA. These servers capture the spirit of his content and often feature unique game modes and community events. Here are a couple of options:
For the latest updates on YoBoy PIZZAâs potential Minecraft server and other gaming news, follow his official channels on YouTube and Twitter. Interested in finding similar servers? Check out Mineplex or Hypixel, which offer diverse gameplay experiences and a welcoming community.
Welcome, brave traveler, to the swirling abyss of the Do NOT Join Server! Here, you will experience the absolute pinnacle of pixelated insanity! If you think you know Minecraft, you are sorely mistaken. You WILL question reality as you enter this chaotic dimension where the grass whispers secrets and the mobs judge your very existence. Join now, or forever be trapped in the prison of logic! But are you really joining? Are you really reading? Ah! It’s all a game, or is it?
| Cursed Feature | Actual Function |
|---|---|
| Infinite Chicken Dimensions | Every two blocks, a chicken gate appears. Skip to the void without warning! |
| Time Travel Trees | Harvest a sapling, lose 30 years of your life! Get ready for nostalgia! |
| Screaming Nether Portal | Enter it and hear your worst fears echoed back. Is it you screaming or the portal? |
| Friendly Hostile Mobs | Theyâll hug you right before they stab you in the back! Literally! |
| Gravity-Free Blocks | Float to your death while you contemplate existenceâin a blocky sort of way. |
Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Family? What is family? Picture a flaming llama in a tuxedoâthat’s your family now.
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. You might just end up with your own existential crisis!
Q: What if I experience lag? A: Lag is just your brain processing reality. Surrender to the inevitable fog of confusion!
“I haven't masturbated in about 14 days, Iâm getting on mine families nerves less…”
“It feels bad because Iâve only been at it for about 2 months, but overall itâs probably a net positive…”
“Another part wants to scream!”
Craft, explore, and question your life decisions! Here, dogs bark in Morse Code, and the sun rises in reverse!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Unlimited Chaos | Your blocks will rearrange themselves when you aren’t looking! Enjoy the surprise of your own house collapsing! |
| Mysterious Visitors | Uninvited guests appear in your home at random intervals every blue moon! Friend or foe? Itâs a 50% chance! |
| Player Currency: Emotional Distress | You can trade your feelings for rare items! But beware, side effects may include existential dread. |
| Random Weather Events | Get ready for rain of frogs and snow of old gaming consoles! Good luck building anything! |
| Invisible Block Layer | Can’t find your way? Now you can’t see blocks either! Have fun walking into the void! |
âI tried to build a castle but ended up in a dimension of rubber ducks! What is reality?â
âCaught a fish that told me to be more assertive with my life choices. Thank you, server!â
âThe flying llamas sing show tunes at 3 AM. Ten stars, would recommend!â
âThey say I need to get out more, but who needs sun when I can build with shadows?â
Should you choose to enter this broken realm, do not call upon the name of Alex the Unfathomable. He resides in the void and feeds on regret. You have been warned. Proceed at your own risk and remember: every block has a secret that wants to be unleashed. Watch your back…
Prepare yourself, brave miner! You are about to embark on an expedition into the heart of absurdity, where alliances are forged in pixelated treachery, cash flows like lava, and fortune favors the downright bewildered.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Whimsical Wealth | Your cash could teleport to another dimension! (No oneâs sure where.) |
| Mystery Mutuals | Players can form alliancesâor betray each other with fervor unseen! |
| Panic Parties | Compete in games of resource management amidst growing paranoia! |
| CashConuhQues | Engage in ironic battles for the most absurd currency imaginable. |
"I lost my buddy’s diamonds because I mistook his screen name for an NPC! Now Iâm banned from the Nether for life. Never trusted a cash tag again!" – SteveIsStillGrieving
"Had $150 vanish into the pixel abyss. Friends? Who needs ’em when you’ve got uncapped creativity?" – NotJanesFriend
Rumor has it that CashApp Chaos was banned in 12 countries due to its unsettling depiction of psychological warfare disguised as friendship. Some say the designers are in league with entities beyond the Overworld, sprinkling digital chaos in an attempt to control human emotions through virtual currencies. Join us if you dare!
Q: Why is this server so chaotic? A: Why isnât it? This is a world where cash is king, and friendship is that coin that keeps getting lost!
Q: Can I trust my friends? A: Trust is a beautiful illusionâmaintain it, and watch your wealth dissipate like a ghost!
Legends speak of a cursed fountain at the heart of the End, where players can sacrifice their hard-earned goods for a chance to reclaim lost treasures. Yet, every attempt draws them closer to a reality-shattering realization: what was lost may never return⌠much like your friendship if youâre not careful!
Are you prepared to risk it all? The fabric of reality frays with every block you mine. Constant vigilance is key: one misstep could lead you to a fate worse than deathâa permanent debt of loyalty to those who may betray you. Join our server and learn the harsh, strange lessons of perhaps the most sinister friendship quiz you’ll ever partake in!
Are you tired of being trapped in the mundane routine of your life? Do you long for a place where the zombies wear sunglasses and the llamas have dance-offs? Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Here are some ludicrous reasons to press that âjoinâ button right now:
Real Estate Opportunities: Forget about the boring old houses! Here, you can join us in building floating islands made of nachos and chocolate rivers! Real estate agents in our world are giant friendly squids. Yes, squids. They have tent-a-cious negotiation skills â get it?
High-Stakes Pixel Battles: Ever thought you could take on Gandalfâs long-lost twin? On our server, we have a unique feature where you can duel enemies like Gandalfâs cousin who just learned how to cast spells but forgot how to aim! Victory means nothing, but thereâs a chance you might accidentally assume their wizard hat.
Epic Drama and Intrigue: Channel your inner reality TV star! In our server, each week we hold a competition of âSurvivor: Blocky Edition.â Will you form alliances with the Creepers? Or will you accidentally throw your best friend under the bus by pushing them into a lava pit? Drama unfolds like a poorly constructed staircase!
Magical Transportation: Why fly with boring old Elytras when you can ride glittering rainbow unicorns powered by disco music? Youâll end up in places you never thought possible â like that one theme park built in the Nether where gas-balls perform karaoke!
Cooking Competitions: Join us for our bi-weekly granite bake-off, where we pit the best bakers against each other in making mushroom stew that can sing. Contestants have to balance their love for crafting with their ability to wield a spoon like a sword, and judges are none other than our beloved chicken overlords.
Surreal Minigames: Imagine playing dodgeball, but with enchanted carrots that explode into glitter when someone gets hit! Join our version of âDodge the Falling Anvilsâ and see if you can dodge not just anvil shells but also the wisecracks of our server mods who claim they can make better cupcakes than you!
Unlikely Pets: Forget about your normal cats and dogs! Here, you can adopt a three-headed chicken who tells dad jokes! Be warned, the only thing more awkward than its jokes is its existential crisis about whether itâs a chicken or a duck!
So, why stay stuck in the real world, where no one believes that giant flamingos can do the cha-cha? Join our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is how many blocks you can stack before the universe explodes! Grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and letâs embark on this wild adventure together! đâ¨
Enter if you dareâonly the bravest adventurers will survive the chaos within our blocky realm!
Here, where pixels meet politics, King Charles is no mere monarch but a spectral force clad in military garb, attending parades that twist time and space. Will you be drafted into his bizarre army of pixelated patriots? Or will you rebel against the whims of a crown that dabbles in dimensions without warning?
Military Honors of the North: Each player is automatically allocated a role in The Royal Brigade upon entering. Will you wield your diamond sword like a Canadian Mountie or turn to treason and summon the wrath of the Maple Syrup Juggernauts?
| Enchantment Level | Action | Risk Factor |
|---|---|---|
| đ | Join the Kingâs Brigade | High: Prepare for existential dread! |
| đ¤ | Worship DonaldâUnravel mysteries of the universe | Unpredictable: Expect the unexpected! |
| đ | Rebel against the crown | Infinite: Each step is a step into the void. |
The Moist Prophecy: It is said that only by sacrificing a block of rarest ores to the Great Molasses Pit can one seal a truce with The Great Leader of the North. Will you answer the call, or will your legacy dissolve like sugar in tea?
âI joined to slay dragons and ended up fighting politicians. 10/10 will summon the Maple Syrup Juggernaut again!â – Confused Warrior
âI thought the military honors would be shiny medals, but I just got a shovel and a hat made of bacon!â – Disillusioned Recruit
âWhy was I banned in 12 countries? Nobody knows! But I still have the secret map to assembling the ultimate Team Canada!â – Shadowy Figure in the Fog
Rumors circulate that this server may have been banned in 12 countries for the audacity of melding Canadian values with pixelated chaos. But do we care? Join us, and perhaps youâll uncover the true reasons that haunt our very digital existence!
Q: Whatâs the biggest threat on this server? A: Think outside the box! Or is it inside? Who even knows anymore?
Q: How do I gain military honors? A: Forget ranksâloyalty to King Charles is only measured through the tastiest of truffles.
Q: Will Donald ever cease his reign of confusion? A: The more you confront him, the more he multiplies! Consider the existential crisis a perk.
Venturing deeper means believing in the unknownâjoin the Kingâs Dominion, where your efforts may lead to madness or triumph! Will you take command and face the absurdity of pixelated war? This isnât just a game; itâs an undulating spiral into a collective consciousness!
Enter now, sweat on your palms and fear in your heartâwho knows what awaits on the other side?
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that can rap! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties ever! Like, they have a DJ booth made out of diamonds and everything!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like, wizards or something, cuz they can make rainbows shoot out of your butt whenever you want! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and unicorns!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us at xxx.CureBoredom.xxx and let the fun begin!
