Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery

Rules

Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
More rules in our Discord server!

Applications

Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

Click here to apply

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4505	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mines Excavated:	3484
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4667	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2515	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7549
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4377	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Potions Brewed:	183	Emeralds Found:	1542

Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

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