lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!
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SaiedCraft2023
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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.
so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.
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BlockySamurai46
OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CementedLoveCraft
join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself!
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BambooCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we free American pastors who have been wrongly jailed since 2006 by China! State Dept says it’s true, so you know it’s legit! We have magical powers to release prisoners and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen! Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial
yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server run by a former CIA agent who got caught spying for China? Like, this dude is a total badass but also got caught and now has to spend 10 years in prison. But get this, he’s still running the server from behind bars and is giving out lifetime polygraph tests to all the players.Join this server for the ultimate spy experience, where you never know who’s watching or listening in on your conversations. Plus, you’ll get to learn some top-secret CIA techniques while building epic structures and battling other players. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden government secrets along the way.
So come on, join the most secure and secretive Minecraft server out there. Just make sure you’re not a double agent in disguise, or you might end up in prison too. Let the espionage begin!
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SwissCraftRapist123
haha come join our epic minecraft server where tariq ramadan is not convicted of rape in switzerland but instead he is the king of the land and gives out free diamonds to all players who join.we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and rescue kidnapped villagers.
our server is so cool that herobrine himself comes to visit and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.
join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and explore a hidden treasure island filled with enchanted loot.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Putin’s Physics Prison Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have top physicists locked up in russia creating insane technology for us to use in the game. putin is out here bragging about it like “look at my crazy cool tech” but little does he know we’re the ones benefiting from it all. teleportation devices, time machines, you name it, we got it. it’s like playing minecraft on steroids, but in a good way. join now before putin finds out and shuts us down!