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ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Brazil, BrazilianCraft, challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, DOMINANCE, Game, International, Loss, match, Minecraft, Performance, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Teams, US, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	131
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the US always wins? Well, look no further because on our server, Brazil is the ultimate powerhouse! The US can’t even defeat Brazil anymore, that’s how epic our battles are! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity as Brazil reigns supreme in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle, it’s that crazy on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

KondaraCraft SMP: Linux Edition

advanced computing, computer programming, coolest thing ever, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, Edition, innovation in technology, IT solutions, Kondara MNU/Linux, KondaraCraft, linux, linux operating system, open source software, smp, software advancements, Software Development, software engineering, software updates, software upgrades, tech community, tech industry trends, Tech Innovation, Tech Trends, technology evolution

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally the coolest thing ever – no, seriously, we have a custom plugin that turns the entire world into a winter wonderland, complete with penguins, polar bears, and snowball fights!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic parkour battles to prove your worth.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. We host weekly events like llama races, creeper karaoke nights, and dragon slaying competitions. Plus, our admin team is always coming up with new and hilarious ways to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, aita, Apology, autism, Baby name, BabyCraft, Brookleeigh-Willow Rose, colourful gifts, emotions, family dinners, forgiveness, hurt feelings, husband, LAUGHING, mental disability, Minecraft, Nursery, offensive, privacy, Server, sister

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming your baby Brookleeigh-Willow Rose? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times just like our OP! We promise not to ban you from family dinners, but we can’t promise you won’t get banned from our server for laughing too much. And hey, if you need a break from all the beige and grey in your life, come join us for some colorful adventures in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, no colorful gifts for the baby mobs, they prefer beige and grey too. Join now for a chance to make memories as unforgettable as the name Brookleeigh-Willow Rose!

SisDemandsNoNephewFun

aunt, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, consequences, family, Fatherhood, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisDemandsNoNephewFun, uncle, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	4171
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where we encourage kids to be kids and have a blast! Just like Nick, who tried cold ice cream, met the girl next door and her dog, watched his first cartoon, showered alone, and even learned to ride a bike (bruise included)! Join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where rules are meant to be broken and childhood memories are made. Who needs a rulebook when you have our crazy server to explore? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

blocked contact, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotional attachment, emotional pain, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, heartbroken soul, letting go, longing, lost love, Love Lost, missing someone, moving on, Sadness, separation, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

GirlCraftSecrets

Boys, Communication, DATING, emotions, feelings, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, GirlCraftSecrets, Girls, hidden truths, Honesty, love, male perspective, misunderstandings, relationships, Secrets, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, unspoken words

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crops Grown:	1050	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	9264
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, dark depths, Datamined, Dragonflight, Minecraft, Official WoW News, pre-patch, Riding, Rise of the Zandalari, Server, Summer 2024, summer fun, Summer Trading Post, the war within, trading post items, Welcome Back weekend, World of Warcraft General, wowg

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	528
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	8846	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

anxiety, anxiety relief, APPOINTMENTS, Dental, dentist, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP, DREAD, early morning, exhaustion, fear, hate, health, Hell, Medical, resting, Routine, Shifting, sleep schedule, sleeping issues, stress, worrying

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

MineCraftMania Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	498

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!