We promise not to sneak bacon into your virtual food and we definitely won’t pressure you to eat ribs on the 4th of July (or any other day for that matter). Plus, we have a strict policy against disrespecting your food preferences – because who needs that kind of drama in a blocky world?
So come join us for a pork-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of pork, in which case, maybe stick to your dad’s BBQ city server. Just kidding, join us and let’s build a world where food allergies are respected and EpiPens are cherished!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and battling evil mobs with a sword that shoots out laser beams of pure awesomeness!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with adorable baby dragons and unicorns.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!
