Players: |
92/1000 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
14 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
Holy Grails Found: |
1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
2 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.