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PixelatedPervs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6028	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

1.19.2, 300 mods, 6 players, certifications, Cisco, Community, created yesterday, CREEPERS, discord server, Expansion, FANTASY, Ip:, Join, looking for more, Medieval, Modded, Players, RPG, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Started, Ultimate, Version, Zenplay, Zenplay.org

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9333
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

altcoins, asset allocation, Bear market strategies, Bitcoin, blocktopia, Bull market strategies, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Dollar cost averaging, financial independence, frugal living, investment options, long term investing, market timing, Minecraft, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, Server, Southeast Asia, stock market, Ultimate, Wealth accumulation, wealth management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, demanding apologies, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, empathy and compassion, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair, financial support, half siblings, hurt feelings, Inheritance, Minecraft, money issues, past trauma, seeking validation, Server, sibling relationships, SibMoneyDrama, understanding perspectives, unresolved issues, unresolved resentment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6517	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!