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Kings land mc

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PVP Dungeons Survival Community Cooperation Competition Thrill Skills Raid Dynamic Engaging Foes Liveliness Supportive Atmosphere Lasting Challenge Immersive Environment Newcomers, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Kingsland, your ultimate 24/7 lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging environment where every moment counts. Battle formidable foes, raid challenging dungeons, and test your survival skills in a server that never sleeps. Our community thrives on cooperation and competition, ensuring a lively and supportive atmosphere for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join us now and see how long you can last with the thrill of lifesteal at your fingertips!

play.kingsland.fun:30004

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KivistoCraft

Anarchy, Anticheat, banned, BUILD, Community, destroy, Economy, Events, FINNISH, Friends, hacked clients, Kivistö, KivistoCraft, local humor, Minecraft, nearby, PvP, Residents, Server, Survival, texture pack

Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.

We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.

188.42.41.94

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NeonGrief Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Active, bedrock, Clans, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NeonGrief, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Survival, Version

The owner of the server «NeonGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neongrief.mclan.ru

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Breadcraft Survival

adults only, Breadcraft Survival, Discord, Friends, Kingdoms, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival, Teams, Whitelisted

Welcome

Our new Minecraft server will open soon you can expact full minecraft experiense with teams pvp kingdoms shops and more.Join our Discord and invite your friends to play on the server.For now the server is whitelisted and we like to keep it that way we will manually accept invites on discord

This server is for Adults Only

game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558

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DoodleNiggerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bigotry, bullying, derogatory terms, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., DoodleNiggerCraft, doodleniggers, Harassment, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Homophobia, inappropriate language, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, retards, Server, Threats, verbal abuse, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.

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KissablePixel – Minecraft SMP

Affection, attraction, Boy, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, girl, Identity, Intimacy, KissablePixel, Kissing, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, relationships, romance, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and participate in intense kissing competitions with mysterious players whose gender is a complete mystery.

Who knows, you might just find your true love on our server…or at least someone to smooch with! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures!

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CrazyCraftWeddingBliss

alcohol, compassion, CrazyCraftWeddingBliss, Decision making, event planning, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, inclusion, mental breakdowns, mental health, Mental Wellness, mentally unwell, psych wards, social anxiety, social dynamics, Stability, stress, Support, Understanding, wedding etiquette, wedding invite

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee drama, suspense, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re about to get married in two months and you invite your old friend James, who has a history of psych ward visits and mental breakdowns. But wait, there’s more! Your other friends are not too thrilled about it and think it’s a terrible idea. Will James cause chaos at your wedding? Will your friends survive the drama? Join our server to find out!

Experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong, friendships put to the test, and unexpected guests causing mayhem. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with excitement and suspense? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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PixelRevoltMC

activism, civil disobedience, clash, Conflict, Democracy, demonstrations, disputed election, Election result, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, opposition, PixelRevoltMC, Police, Political unrest, Protesters, social justice, south america, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than protesters vs police in Venezuela over some dumb election result. u think those guys are wild? wait till u see our players fighting over who gets the last piece of virtual cake in our pixelated world. u gotta be quick or u might get banned for not sharing ur diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade u emeralds for dirt blocks. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wacky adventure. join now before the llamas take over the server completely!

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New Server IP
DrunkCraft Meds

alcohol, alcohol as medicine, alcohol as remedy, alcohol as treatment, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol facts, alcohol history, alcohol in ancient times, alcohol in history, alcohol in medicine, alcohol myths, alcohol research, alcohol studies, ancient remedies, DrunkCraft, health benefits, historical beliefs, History, Medical, medicinal uses, meds

So, like, you know how some people think alcohol can like, cure everything? Well, imagine if that guy was like, playing Minecraft and was like, “Yo, this server is the cure for all your boring Minecraft servers!” Like, he must have been so wasted to come up with that idea, right? But hey, maybe he was onto something because this server is like, the ultimate remedy for all your Minecraft woes.

Join this server and experience the healing powers of building the most epic structures with your friends. Like, seriously, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god after spending some time on this server. And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry, because the community on this server is like, a big ol’ bottle of happy pills. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the server that gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Like, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds. So, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of fun in the process, join this server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, alcohol may not be the answer to all your problems, but this Minecraft server just might be.

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New Server IP
SuperHeroesMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Economy Parkour Factions Pixelmon KitPvP Towny Prison Vanilla BedWars Skywars BuildBattle HungerGames Hardcore CustomEnchants Spleef

SuperHeroesMC is a minecraft server giving you the ability to choose from a range of powers on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. PvP, become rich or just have fun with friends!

54.36.18.227:25597

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