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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9260 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.
So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!