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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.
So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.
