Impregnated MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Larger, snoot, attractive, strong bulls, Male on Female

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Temma, Minecraft, unjustifiable, twitter, SF6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for outrageous reasons like witnessing a homo being terminated and a holo taking a months-long break for obscure reasons.

But wait, there’s more! Hear insane stories like Gamma quitting and Temma spilling the tea on Twitter. And let’s not forget the epic tale of Gamma impregnating Nene – yes, you read that right!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, we’re the best at managing ourselves, so you’re in good hands. See you there!

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Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Tread, Losers, sperm donor apps, mog, retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

north korean, War, investigation, soldiers, seoul

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

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MissileFailCraft

Military Secrets, SECURITY, aircraft, EMBARRASSING, Surveillance

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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Jelly Fusion Craft

biology, organism regeneration, sea creatures, injured species, Fusion

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Ishiba, hatsune miku, Japanese culture, Censorship, censorship laws

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

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/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

event templates, engine development, problem description, general, render bugs

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

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TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

happy moments, small comforts, feel-good moments, simple pleasures, small things

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

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HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, contingency plan, state of emergency, Disaster, political impact

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

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