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Teleporting Tardiness

annoying abilities, annoying superpower, day to day life, everyday superpower struggles, frustrating abilities, frustrating superpower, impractical abilities, impractical superpower, inconvenient abilities, inconvenient powers, inconvenient superpower, superpower challenges, superpower disadvantages, superpower drawbacks, superpower limitations, tardiness, Teleporting, useless abilities, useless superpower, worst superhero power, worst superpower, worst superpower scenarios

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	8864	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	2912
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	697

Are you tired of boring old superpowers like flying or super strength? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the most inconvenient superpower of all time – the ability to turn everything you touch into cheese! Imagine trying to mine for diamonds and accidentally turning them into delicious cheddar. Or trying to build a house and ending up with a cottage made entirely of brie. It’s a cheesy disaster waiting to happen!

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the power to summon an army of derpy chickens to do your bidding. Need to defend your base from creepers? Just unleash the clucking chaos and watch as those explosive pests run for the hills. And who knows, maybe one of those chickens will lay a golden egg for you to use as currency in our wacky economy.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the chaos of the cheesiest, cluckiest superpowers around. Just be sure to bring some crackers for all that cheese you’ll be creating!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7882	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	932
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Void Gems Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	382157
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6906	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!