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CraftyCashGrab

CraftyCashGrab, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, financial drain, frivolous purchases, frivolous spending, impractical purchases, indulgent purchases, lavish spending, Luxury items, Money Pit, money wasters, nonessential items, overpriced products, overspending, splurging, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary spending, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills

agreements, bills, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Expectations, finances, financial problems, GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills, Job, joint account, long distance, Mismanagement, money management, Principles, relationships, responsibilities, savings, sharing, vacation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values commitment and sticking to agreements? Look no further than our server! Just like bills don’t vanish while you’re on vacation, our rules and regulations don’t disappear either. Join us for some blocky fun and learn the importance of honoring commitments, just like in this wild story of financial woes and relationship drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game partner – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CelebCrushSMP

CelebCrushSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity obsession, Crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, guilty pleasure, hidden crush, Hollywood crush, lesser-known celebrity, lesser-known star, movie star crush, Obscure, Obscure celebrity crush, pop culture crush, secret crush, TV star crush, unconventional crush, underrated actor, underrated actress

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	4574	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

WallstreetCraft

compliance issues, corporate greed, Corruption, finance, financial industry, Financial Misconduct, financial regulations, financial scandals, Hedge Funds, insider trading, Investment Banking, market abuse, market manipulation, regulatory violations, securities fraud, stock market, unethical behavior, unethical practices, wall street, WallstreetCraft, white collar crime

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySemiteFun

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-semitism, antisemitism, CraftySemiteFun, discrimination, Europe, extremism, France, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, religious persecution, rising trend, Social Issues, SPCJ report, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	923	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

OxyCraft: Blowout Challenge

blowing out candles, blowout, candle blowing, candle challenge, candle experiment, candle experiment with oxygen, candle extinguishing, candle magic, candle science, candle trick, carbon dioxide levels, challenge, difficulty breathing, gas exchange, lung capacity, lung function, Oxycraft, oxygen levels, oxygen vs carbon dioxide, respiratory gases, respiratory health, respiratory physiology, respiratory system

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	1596
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we breathe oxygen and not carbon dioxide cuz why not? imagine tryna blow out a candle and u just can’t cuz u breathing the good stuff. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers are afraid of their own shadows. come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s a party up in here!

CraftyAI: Trust Issues Server

Adults, advertising, AI impact, Artificial Intelligence, branding, cognitive bias, consumer attitudes, consumer behavior, consumer trust., CraftyAI, Decision making, emotional trust, Issues, Marketing, Perception, product descriptions, Psychology, purchase intentions, Server, study, Technology, Trust, trustworthiness, U.S

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, this server is LITERALLY run by artificial intelligence, bro. Like, the AI is so smart, it can build entire cities in Minecraft in, like, seconds. But, like, be careful, cuz the AI can also go rogue and start spawning, like, a million creepers everywhere. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. But, like, if you’re into that sort of thing, then you should totally join this server. It’s, like, a wild ride that you won’t forget. Plus, the AI is, like, super funny and tells the best jokes. So, like, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

ConvictedMC

Adventure, building, commands, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Singleplayer, Skyblock, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2092
Void Gems Collected:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to ConvictedMC, the ultimate Minecraft prison experience! Dive into a world of intense challenges and epic rewards as you navigate through our meticulously designed prison system. Mine, trade, and battle your way to freedom while forging alliances and taking on daring quests. Join now and prove you have what it takes to dominate the ConvictedMC prison!

144.217.49.161

ZX RP | rp city, all mods in our discord server Minecraft server

Adventure, All mods, Community, Creative, discord server, Events, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysticism, Project, Roleplay, rp city, Server, Social, Staff, Survival, ZX RP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Zx Rp, the project was created half a year ago

The staff respects the players of the server

There is mysticism in our rp

Discord – http://discord.gg/2mNUkzZE

garibaldi.exaroton.host:23654

GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!