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UselessItem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4606	Buildings Constructed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

ScarfCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, color, cousin, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, dresscode, family, honoring wishes, LEAVING, Minecraft, neck scarf, personal reasons, scar, ScarfCraft, Scene, Sensitive, Server, Style, ugly scar, visible scar, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	192	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are celebrated and neck scarves are the hottest fashion trend! Join us and show off your unique scar stories while building epic structures in-game.

We understand the importance of personal style, so feel free to wear your neck scarf proudly without any judgment. In fact, we encourage you to flaunt it and share the story behind it with other players.

Don’t worry about causing a scene like in the real world, here you can be yourself without any family drama. Embrace your scar and let it be a symbol of your strength and individuality in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a scar-tastic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and of course, fabulous neck scarves! Who knew a simple accessory could lead to such a wild and wacky Minecraft experience?

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGoneWrong, Obligations, parenting, personal time, Priorities, quality time, Resentment, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social events, Time management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Forget about gender reveal parties, on our server, you can reveal your true Minecraft skills to the world! Show off your building prowess, conquer epic quests, and make new friends along the way.

Don’t be like the OP in this story who missed out on all the fun – join our server and never miss a moment of the action! Plus, who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are way more exciting than a gender reveal party!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftySavings, Financial goals, long term savings, Minecraft, saving for a car, saving for a down payment, saving for a house, saving for a new computer, saving for a new hobby, saving for a new phone, saving for a new wardrobe, saving for a rainy day, saving for a wedding, saving for education, saving for emergencies, saving for investments, saving for retirement, saving for vacation, saving money, Server, short term savings

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you saving up for a pet dragon? A time machine to go back and fix that embarrassing moment from third grade? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where you need to be spending your hard-earned diamonds! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! So say goodbye to boring old savings goals and hello to the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

CelebSwapCraft

Alternate Reality, Alternate Universe, aspiration, Celebrity, CelebSwapCraft, dream fulfillment, dream life, Escape, Fame, famous person, FANTASY, fantasy world, fortune, glamour, Idol, imagination, luxury, role reversal, success, switch lives, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6894	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to switch lives with your favorite celebrity every time you log in! Imagine mining diamonds as Beyoncé or building a castle as Elon Musk. The possibilities are endless and totally ridiculous! So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can live out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and start living like a star!

HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

WindCraftMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	235	Towns Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	2776	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our server and feel the power of the wind turbine in your own home, dude. it’s like having a mini tornado in your living room, but without all the destruction and chaos. imagine the thrill of feeling the wind on your face as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plot world domination. so come on, join us and experience the ultimate rush of wind-powered gaming. it’s gonna blow your mind, literally.

SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!

we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Social, Survival, Surviving, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	1961

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Evolution SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

24/7 uptime, add friend, add server, Anti Pay-to-Win, Balanced Economy, bedrock edition, Community Focused, constant updates, cream, Custom Enchants, Evolution, friendly environment, friends tab, Grief Prevention, Ice, java edition, Jobs, multiplayer, play.revsmp.com, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Semivanilla, server address, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	219
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants:	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
*🛡️ Grief Prevention:	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
*🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win:	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
*💼 Jobs:	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
*🏪 Player Shops:	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
*🗺️ Quests:	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
*🔧 And A Lot More:	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused:	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment:	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates:	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy:	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime:	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft, Click “Multiplayer”, Click “Add Server”, Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com, Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab, Click “Add Friend”, Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), Click “Add Friend”, After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SagaCraft – Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, growth, historical fiction, ideal, internal conflict, Manga, Minecraft, moral complexity, naivety, new world, Norse, Obsession, Realism, Redemption, SagaCraft, Server, thorfinn, THORS, Viking society, vinland saga

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	380659	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where everyone just talks things out and tries to be diplomatic? Join our server and embrace your inner Viking like Thorfinn! Our server is full of adventure, danger, and epic battles that will make you feel like a true warrior.

Forget about solving everything with talking, on our server you’ll have to fight for your survival and conquer new lands just like Thorfinn. Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to raid, pillage, and explore new worlds together.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and live out your Viking fantasies? Join today and become a legendary warrior in a world where diplomacy is for the weak!