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NoobBuilderPro

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	476472	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4643	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Emeralds Found:	4337
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	880

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Items Found:	8062	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	242	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Ores Mined:	4167
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Towns Built:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!