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DriveCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

HuwCraft: Breaking Blocks, Not Laws!

Abuse, allegations, arrest, BBC, blocks, BREAKING, Charged, children, court case, crime, Exploitation, Former BBC News presenter, Huw Edwards, HuwCraft, investigation, Journalism, Laws, Legal, making indecent images, Media, News, scandal, television personality, uk

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so, like, u wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin’. former bbc news presenter huw edwards is like, totally in charge here. he’s buildin’ the most epic pixel art of children makin’ indecent images. it’s like, so wild and crazy, u gotta see it to believe it. join now for a chance to witness this insane masterpiece and be a part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

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LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!

Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!

EstellaMC

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EstellaMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Towny and will expand into more as time passes. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our discord to be updated and meet the community!

play.estellamc.net

Crowny

Adventure, BeginnerFriendly, BUILD, Clan, Community, Creative, Crowny, Environment, experienced player, Explore, Friendly, Fun, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new player, Roleplaying, Safe, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Towny

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At Crowny, we believe in creating a safe and inclusive environment for everyone. Whether you’re an experienced player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place where you can build 🏡, explore 🗺️, and thrive at your own pace. 🌟

crowny.net

Manchild’s Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, cartoons, Characters, CRUSHES, EXCITEMENT, FANBOY, Fandom, FANTASY, fictional, geek, Girls, manchild, Manchilds, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Server, Virgin, waifus, weeb

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Are you tired of being the only virgin manchild in your group of friends who still gets excited over anime girls? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We have a whole community of fellow manchildren who share your love for waifus and will never judge you for it.

Join us for epic anime-themed building competitions, where you can show off your mad building skills and win fabulous prizes like body pillows and ramen noodles. And don’t worry about being judged for your love of anime, because on our server, we embrace it with open arms (and body pillows).

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like “Minecraft Speed Dating,” where you can find your perfect 2D waifu or husbando. Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual one with your favorite anime character?

So come join us on our server and let your inner virgin manchild shine bright like a diamond in the rough!

TheDebateEnder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing with your friends about who was the most overpowered player in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to settle the score once and for all! Join us and show off your insane skills that will make everyone else bow down in awe. Whether you’re a master builder or a PvP god, this server is the ultimate battleground for proving your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world why you’re the true MVP of Minecraft!

GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills

agreements, bills, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Expectations, finances, financial problems, GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills, Job, joint account, long distance, Mismanagement, money management, Principles, relationships, responsibilities, savings, sharing, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values commitment and sticking to agreements? Look no further than our server! Just like bills don’t vanish while you’re on vacation, our rules and regulations don’t disappear either. Join us for some blocky fun and learn the importance of honoring commitments, just like in this wild story of financial woes and relationship drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game partner – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CelebCrushSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

WallstreetCraft

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Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySemiteFun

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-semitism, antisemitism, CraftySemiteFun, discrimination, Europe, extremism, France, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, religious persecution, rising trend, Social Issues, SPCJ report, Xenophobia

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are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2357	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3825
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

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