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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

coveted, coveted possessions, Desires, dreams, ELUSIVE, FANTASY, IMPOSSIBLE, longed for possessions, longing, Minecraft, smp, unachievable, unattainable, unattainable dreams, unattainable goals, UnattainableDream, unfulfilled, unfulfilled desires, unreachable, Wishes, yearned after, yearned for, yearning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Items Found:	8545	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

CraftyConundrums

brain teaser, Challenging, Choices, conundrum, CraftyConundrums, debate, decision, Difficult, Dilemma, hardest, hypothetical, IMPOSSIBLE, mind-boggling, moral dilemma, Options, perplexing, question.., Scenarios, Thought-provoking, TOUGH, would you rather

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	4276	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

calculation, circle, CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong, circumference, Exact, Geometry, IMPOSSIBLE, Infinite, irrational number, mathematical certainty, mathematical concept, mathematical impossibility, mathematical limit, mathematical mystery, mathematical precision, mathematical truth, Mathematics, mathematics problem, Measurement, Never, numerical value

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	750011
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

NoobHeroSMP

Abilities, adaptation, Antagonist, Challenges, comic books, danger, FANTASY, fictional, Hero, IMPOSSIBLE, NoobHeroSMP, Powers, Real Life, strength, SuperHero, Superhuman, Survival, Villain, Vulnerability, Weakness, weaknesses

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1001	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchantments Applied:	268
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where superheroes and villains are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally see your favorite superheroes and villains battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

Join us and witness Superman trying to build a house out of kryptonite blocks, only to have it destroyed by Thanos snapping his fingers. Watch as Batman tries to sneak up on the Joker, only to be foiled by a creeper exploding right behind him.

But beware, even the mightiest of heroes and villains may not last a day in our crazy world. Iron Man’s suit may malfunction from all the redstone contraptions, and the Hulk may accidentally punch a hole through the entire server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun! Who knows, you may even get the chance to team up with your favorite superhero or villain and take on the world together. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

UglyMiningCraft

awkward, awkward movements, clumsy, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, goofy, IMPOSSIBLE, Ridiculous, silly, UglyMiningCraft, unappealing, Unattractive, uncool, unflattering, unglamorous, unsexy, unsightly

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Fake, hoax, IMPOSSIBLE, incredulous, Minecraft, mirage, NO WAY, not real, Questionable, Questioning, real, Server, skepticism, surreal, suspicious, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncertain, virtual

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2582	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, IP连接, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play.
Multiple Worlds	Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified.
Bedrock and Java Cross-play	Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions so anyone can play on our servers regardless of platform. This means you get to play with friends you might not have been able to before due to platform restrictions!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the Vanilla (Latest Version) server, use IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.

Q: How do I connect to the server using console?

A: For a connection tutorial, visit this link.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Players can claim blocks to protect their builds. Each player starts with 2,000 claim blocks and accrues more over time.

Q: Is there a banking system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a banking system that gives interest for every hour of gameplay.

Q: Are there multiple worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are multiple worlds including a traditional Survival world, an Amplified World, and plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.

SkyLoom – Aether Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Aether, BETTING, cryptocurrency, fake stock market game, Game, global financial market simulator, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, numberfagging, Oshiboard, Realm, research, returns report, Schedule, SkyLoom, stock market, thread lore, version 2.0, Vtuber, wallet analyzer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Votes:	7395	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate experience of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition! Buy coins representing Hololive members and their mamas in this wacky financial market simulator. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but with a twist!

Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.

Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?

This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!

TypeCraft: AITAH Friendshade

advice, AITAH, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, emotional impact, Friendshade, friendship, good intentions, Honesty, hurt feelings, loyalty, mean behavior, misunderstandings, self esteem, snapchat, social media, Support, Trust, Truth, TypeCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7

So, listen up gamers! Are you tired of dealing with drama like Emily and her crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there’s no room for meanies like that guy from school!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who have each other’s backs. No more worrying about fake friends or hurtful comments, because on our server, we’re all about spreading positivity and having a good time.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the one to find it and claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LuvInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, devotion, emotions, Empathy, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, long term love, love, LuvInMinecraftSMP, meaning of love, Passion, relationships, romance, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, I kid you not. And then there’s this other guy who has a pet chicken that can do backflips. It’s insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And our community events are off the charts, like that time we all dressed up as llamas and had a dance party in the Nether. Good times, good times.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite? Love is like, being part of this crazy Minecraft family, where we all support each other and have each other’s backs. So come join us and let’s make some memories together, bro!

CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

Assumptions, BIAS, closed-mindedness, criticism, CritiCraft, Fun, ignorance, judgment, lack of knowledge, misconceptions, Misinformation, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, misunderstood, prejudice, scrutiny, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Plus, our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

BlockyBanter

Abuse, BlockyBanter, child sex abuse, Court, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal gang, criminal justice system, Exploitation, Gang, Glasgow, Imprisonment, Justice, legal proceedings, life sentences, scotland, sentencing, sexual assault, uk, Victims

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.

And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!

So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥

Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

Adult, beverage taxes, BMI, city, city-level, Consumption, CRAZE, data, Government, health, Impact, Lifestyle, obesity, public policy, Regulation, research, Sip, study, Sugar, SWEET, Sweetness, Tax, taxing, trends, weight

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

Mother’s Echo 1.20.2

1.20.2, Communication, cultural expectations, echo, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional triggers, family dynamics, feminist perspective, Gender Roles, generational patterns, Identity, Mother, mother-daughter relationships, MOTHERS, personal boundaries, Psychology, relationships, self-perception, social conditioning, Stereotypes, triggers, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	972667
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the seething women who can’t handle a simple comparison to their mothers!

We have a virtual world where you can build whatever you want without any angry ladies breathing down your neck.

Plus, our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about triggering women with innocent comments.

So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally cool too!

SisNoWedding4U

Apology, cutting her out, disagreement, family dinner, family drama, Fiance, financial independence, Honesty, LOVE OF MY LIFE, opinionated, overreacted, provider, rocky relationship, Sensitive, Settling, SisNoWedding4U, sister, tearing the family apart, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly prohibited unless it’s in-game drama over who stole whose diamonds!

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can invite or uninvite your virtual siblings based on their opinions about your pixelated partner’s mining skills.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to witness the epic showdown between you and your sister over who gets to wear the diamond armor on the big day.

Don’t worry about tearing the family apart, because here, everyone is just a blocky character trying to survive and thrive in the world of pixels. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and maybe even reconcile with our virtual siblings in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

ChunkyCraft SMP

Binge Eating, body image issues, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, emotional trauma, genetics, hormonal imbalances, lack of exercise, lack of portion control, lack of sleep, medical conditions, medication side effects, poor diet choices, sedentary lifestyle, slow metabolism, smp, stress eating, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain, weight loss resistance, yo-yo dieting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!