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CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2438	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	7635	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day, AGDG resources, aggydoggy edition, amateur game development, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, helpful links, How to WebM, indie games, marmoreal, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure Marmoreal and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the latest creations from our community of mad geniuses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Aggydoggy, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it, if you offer it a diamond block, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HousePartyHavoc Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, Communication, consent, couple, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, House Party, HousePartyHavoc, Intimacy, Invitation, Minecraft, offer, Open-mindedness, opportunity, Party, sexual encounter, sexual proposition, smp, social situation, Threesome

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

> You’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the server when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you, demanding you join their creeper cult. Do you accept their explosive invitation?

> You stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, who claim to be the elite llama mafia of the server. Will you join their fancy ranks or risk facing their llama wrath?

> A mysterious player named “Steve” challenges you to a build battle, but little do you know, Steve is actually a sentient block of dirt with a vendetta against all players who dare to underestimate the power of dirt. Will you emerge victorious or be buried in a pile of dirt blocks?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, bizarre quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what insanity awaits you in this server?

NoPartyCrashersAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event planning, friend drama, friendship, group dynamics, halloween party, Hosting, mutual friends, NoPartyCrashersAllowed, party etiquette, party guest, party invitation, party planning, party preparation, personal space, social etiquette, social gathering, uninvited guest

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	103
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no uninvited player policy! We don’t let just anyone waltz into our virtual world without permission.

Imagine spending hours building your dream castle, only to have some random player show up and start griefing it. Not on our watch! We make sure only the coolest and most respectful players get to join our server.

Just like the OP in this story, we value our time and effort in creating the perfect Minecraft experience. We have epic builds, fun mini-games, and exclusive events that you won’t find anywhere else. And we promise, no uninvited guests allowed!

So if you’re tired of dealing with unwanted players ruining your Minecraft fun, join our server and game on in peace. We guarantee a party like no other, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unexpected guests crashing the party.

ParentalGriefCraft

abusive behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, damaging actions, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, Family issues, long-term effects, messed up, neglect, parental mistakes, parental neglect, ParentalGriefCraft, parents, psychological damage, toxic relationships, traumatic memories, traumatic upbringing, unhealthy dynamics, unresolved trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our server and build a virtual world where your parents can’t tell you what to do!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from your parents when they try to take away your computer.

So come join us and let’s build a world where parents are just NPCs and the only rules are the ones you make!

WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

biden, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, russia, summit meeting, Ukraine, united states, War, WarCraftMC, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	236513	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

activism, AfghanGalsRock, Afghanistan, Bravery, courage, cultural expression, defiance, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, freedom, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Music, resistance, singing, social change, solidarity, Taliban, TalibanTunes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	465
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where afghan women are defying the taliban by singing for their freedom!!! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon! join us and be a part of this epic tale of bravery and defiance in the world of minecraft!

SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	2803	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!