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UnlearnableCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	169017	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	996861	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	149	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!