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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

@irene, #Ascalon, #Lutonada, #Odda, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, aroma, Babel, BATTLING, building, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyArknights, creeps, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Humus, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, lumen, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minimalist, Mudrock, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Reed, Roberta, Shining Steps, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, tequila, The Front That Was, Towers, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Crafty Craziness: Love Quest Server

acceptance, advice, attraction, Communication, Country, Crafty, Craziness, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, Quest, Race, relationships, romance, Server, society, Stereotypes, Tips, Understanding, White girl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the answer to life’s most important questions, like “How do I get the love of a white girl from your country?”

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.

Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.

CraftyCraze – Where Pixels Party!

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #EnglishVTubers, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JapaneseVTubers, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJP, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PhaseConnectTwitter, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #VirtualContentCreators, #VirtualIdolCommunity, #VirtualIdols, #VirtualYouTubers, #VtuberAnnouncements, #VtuberArchiveChannels, #VtuberChannels, #VTuberCommunity, #VtuberContent, #VtuberDiscord, #VtuberDiscussions, #VtuberEnthusiasts, #VtuberEvents, #VtuberFanActions, #VtuberFanActivities, #VtuberFanAdvice, #VtuberFanAlliances, #VtuberFanAnnouncements, #VtuberFanApproaches, #VtuberFanArt, #VtuberFanAssistance, #VtuberFanAssociations, #VtuberFanBlogs, #VtuberFanBonds, #VtuberFanCampaigns, #VtuberFanCelebrations, #VtuberFanChallenges, #VtuberFanChannels, #VtuberFanChats, #VtuberFanClasses, #VtuberFanClubs, #VtuberFanCoalitions, #VtuberFanCollaborations, #VtuberFanCommunities, #VtuberFanCompetitions, #VtuberFanConnections, #VtuberFanContacts, #VtuberFanContent, #VtuberFanContests, #VtuberFanConventions, #VtuberFanConversations, #VtuberFanCourses, #VtuberFanDiscussions, #VtuberFanDisplays, #VtuberFanEfforts, #VtuberFanEngagements, #VtuberFanEvents, #VtuberFanExhibitions, #VtuberFanExpos, #VtuberFanFederations, #VtuberFanFestivals, #VtuberFanForums, #VtuberFanFrameworks, #VtuberFanFriendships, #VtuberFanGames, #VtuberFanGatherings, #VtuberFanGiveaways, #VtuberFanGoods, #VtuberFanGroups, #VtuberFanGuidance, #VtuberFanHelp, #VtuberFanInitiatives, #VtuberFanInteractions, #VtuberFanLessons, #VtuberFanLinks, #VtuberFanMeetings, #VtuberFanMeetups, #VtuberFanMerchandise, #VtuberFanMethods, #VtuberFanModels, #VtuberFanNetworks, #VtuberFanNews, #VtuberFanOccasions, #VtuberFanPages, #VtuberFanParties, #VtuberFanPartnerships, #VtuberFanPerformances, #VtuberFanPlans, #VtuberFanPlatforms, #VtuberFanPosts, #VtuberFanPresentations, #VtuberFanPrizes, #VtuberFanProcesses, #VtuberFanProducts, #VtuberFanProjects, #VtuberFanRelationships, #VtuberFanResources, #VtuberFans, #VtuberFanSeminars, #VtuberFanServices, #VtuberFanSessions, #VtuberFanShows, #VtuberFanSocieties, #VtuberFanStrategies, #VtuberFanStreams, #VtuberFanSupport, #VtuberFanSystems, #VtuberFanTactics, #VtuberFanTechniques, #VtuberFanThreads, #VtuberFanTips, #VtuberFanTricks, #VtuberFanTutorials, #VtuberFanUnions, #VtuberFanUpdates, #VtuberFanVideos, #VtuberFanWebinars, #VtuberFanWebsites, #VtuberFanWorkshops, #VtuberLinks, #VtuberNews, #VtuberReferences, #VtuberThreads, #VtuberTwitter, #VtuberUpdates, CraftyCraze, Party, PCG, PhaseConnect, pixels

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride with Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why should you join? Because our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find diamonds that grant you the power to fly in real life. And if you build a house made entirely of dirt, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to control the weather. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re always up to no good.

Zeldorks: Not your kids’ Minecraft server

action, Adults, Adventure, Challenging, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, Hero, Kids, legend, Magic, Mature, Minecraft, Mythical, Nintendo, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, sword, video game, Zelda, Zeldorks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2236	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!

Crafty Ukrainians: Police vs Military LOLz

Accountability, AFU fighters, Civil unrest, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, lolz, media coverage, Military, Police, Shooting, society, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ores Mined:	3998
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! 🤪

Looking for a server where AFU fighters shoot Ukrainian policemen for fun? Look no further, because on our server, it’s all fair game! 😂

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that thrives on absolute madness. Who’s in the wrong here? Who cares! Let’s just have a blast and enjoy the chaos together. 🎉

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wackiness! 😉

CraftyTale – Where Minecraft meets Undertale/Deltarune!

angry video game nerd, books, booru, CHAPTERS, comicbins, CraftyTale, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebins, image collections, legends of localization, meets, merch, Minecraft, plush edition, progress, Recommendations, Screenshots, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, Undertale, UndertaleDeltarune, writebins

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	541
New Chunks Explored:	651999	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Items Found:	6148

Welcome to our Plush Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest, most outrageous server in town!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 madness! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you’ll be battling monsters and exploring mysterious lands inspired by your favorite games.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got merch that will blow your mind! Get your hands on exclusive Undertale and DELTARUNE goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground booru that’s so cool, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Help us tag images and be a part of something truly epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Shy Pooper’s Minecraft Realm: Where you can poop in peace!

anxiety, awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fear, holding in, holding it, Minecraft, Nervous, Peace, Poop, Poopers, Private, public restroom, Realm, Relief, self-conscious, shame, Shy.., social anxiety, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being too shy to poop in public restrooms? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can poop wherever and whenever you want!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the dreaded Diarrhea Dragon and collect its legendary toilet paper loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your poop dreams come true!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

20 mins, 200° Celsius, Air fry, asian, batter, Be me, bread crumbs, CraftyCreeperz, eggs, frog legs, gtbe, home, madness, Minecraft, not bad, Romanian, sea food section, Serve, shrimp flavour sauce, shrimp flavoured instant noodles, super market, sweet chilly sauce, taiwan, Taiwanese frog hunter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!

>be me >Romanian >go to the super market >check the sea food section >see frog legs >it says that they be from taiwan >always wanted to try so i buy them >get a asian sweet chilly sauce too >back home >beat the eggs for batter >reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs >decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs >mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too >Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins >serve them with the sweet chilly sauce >not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.

Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!