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MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	279876
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	97
Mines Excavated:	1383	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7615
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
New Chunks Explored:	293537	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	5869
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!