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BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9317	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8699	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	800845	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	200	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ores Mined:	4095
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Crops Grown:	5374
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Votes:	3746	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4944	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.