AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

Allowed, unsafe living conditions, living on the streets, impossible living conditions, housing crisis

Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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KinderCraftMayhem

allergic reaction, necessary paperwork, recess supervision, arts teacher, teacher’s house

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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GrossCraft SMP: EwwFactor100

grossness, Repulsive, gross out, grossed out, Disgusting

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this giant slime that was like, eating all the other mobs. It was so gross but also kinda cool, you know? And then I built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and I accidentally set myself on fire like, five times. But it was worth it for the epic views, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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SecretBlockParty

Surreptitious behaviors, Hush-hush activities, secret habits, Private indulgences, Clandestine practices

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret underground societies where players engage in hilarious and outrageous activities that they would never admit to doing in real life. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the virtual world that will make you the richest player in the game. So come join us and uncover the craziest secrets that Minecraft has to offer!

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KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

children, discrimination, crime, arson, Jewish community

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

CraftyComrades, anxiety, G20 Summit, deepening ties, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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Stone Age Empire: Tetrarchy Quest

historical preservation, archaeologists, Archaeological excavation, DISCOVER, Tetrarchy Period

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy shiz goin on. like, did u know we found a rare boundary stone from the tetrarchy period of the roman empire? yea, we got archaeologists diggin up all sorts of ancient artifacts while u build ur epic castle. u can even trade with the romans for some sick loot. so come join us and be a part of history, or at least pretend to be while u mine for diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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🕰️ BetaCraft

Transportation, Community, Active, minecart mania, Freebuild

Betacraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Founded	May 2013
Custom Features	Claiming Land Silk-Touch with Golden Tools Essentials (e.g. /tpa, /home, /warp) Minecart Mania (up to 500% faster minecarts)
Server Address (IP)	betacraft.uk

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to own the game to join, or ask to be whitelisted on the Discord server.

Q: How long has the server world been live?

A: The current server world has been live for 3 years and will stay forever.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, some custom features include claiming land, silk-touch with golden tools, Essentials commands, and Minecart Mania for faster transportation.

Q: Can I get a better experience with a launcher?

A: Yes, you can get the launcher from the provided link for a better experience.

Q: Is there a 3D server world map available?

A: Yes, you can view the 3D server world map at map.betacraft.uk.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/d4WvXeQ.

Q: Where can I find the server trailer?

A: The server trailer can be viewed at this link.

Q: Are there social media accounts for updates?

A: Yes, you can find updates on the website www.betacraft.uk, BlueSky at bsky.app/profile/betacraft.uk, and Mastodon at mastodon.social/@betacraft.

Eggcellent Adventure 1.21.2

food prices, financial strain, price increase, grocery, Walmart

Yo, forget about those expensive eggs, come join our Minecraft server where eggs are free and plentiful! No need to worry about the economy when you can just go chicken hunting in our pixelated world. Plus, who needs Walmart when you can have a virtual farm in Minecraft? Join us and escape the madness of real life prices, because in our server, eggs are the currency of choice!

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BabyVsPuppies Minecraft Server

broody, adjustment, sacrifice, Walks, baby class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more puppies than you can shake a stick at! These puppies are like little furry tornadoes, keeping us on our toes and making us question our sanity on a daily basis.

But fear not, because on this server, we offer puppy training classes for all our players. Just like in real life, our puppies can be a handful, but with a little patience and perseverance, you can turn them into well-behaved Minecraft companions.

Our server is perfect for those who want a challenge, whether it’s navigating through a maze of mischievous puppies or trying to teach them to sit, stay, and roll over. And if you can handle the chaos of puppy training, then you’ll be well-prepared for anything life throws at you – even a broody partner who wants a baby!

So come join us on our puppy-filled Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every bark is a reminder that life is never boring when you have a pack of puppies by your side.

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Impossible Living Conditions