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ParentalPixelPanic

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	835

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

Two Tacos Make Cows – Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server 1.20.1 Java with Datapacks, Whitelist, Discord, Hermitcraft Vibes, 21+

1.20.1, AFKDisplay, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, Cows, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, hermitcraft, java, multiplayer, Server, smp, Survival, Tacos, Vanilla, VIBES, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	6769	Buildings Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla with terrain generation mods
Age Requirement	21+
Location	North America (accepts players worldwide)
Discord Requirement	Yes, Discord and a microphone are required

Data Packs on the Server

Data Pack	Description
afkdisplay	Displays AFK status for players

Fabric Mods Required

Fabric Mod	Description
armor poser	Allows posing of armor on players

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Chat is English only

Interested in Joining?

Fill out the application form

CraftyPornServer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of your nosy family members snooping through your phone and finding your secret stash of questionable content? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will ever ask to use your phone because they’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, our server has top-notch security measures in place to protect your privacy – unlike my phone, which is basically a free-for-all for anyone brave enough to unlock it. So come join us and leave your worries (and porn) behind!

Scooter’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	190
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Legend has it that whoever uncovers this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet zombie pigman? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of cake? Larry’s got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, ride a llama into battle. Trust me, it works.

WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

Adventure, building, Community, COOKIES, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Grandmas, kinda, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, NotSoVanilla, Plain, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towny, War, WarfareMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Release Date	Open Beta Release Friday, May 17th!
IP	Warfare-mc.com
Information	Welcome to WarfareMC, the ultimate destination for geopolitical towny warfare in Minecraft! Dive into intense battles, forge strategic alliances, and dominate towns and nations in our immersive gameplay.
Features	Java/Bedrock – crossplay Dynmap – Full live map of the world Towny – Create towns with your friends War – Go to war with different towns and nations More features to come!
Discord	Discord Link

Note: Recruiting Staff as well!

FAQ

How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the IP address Warfare-mc.com in your Minecraft client.
Is there a live map available? Yes, we have a Dynmap feature that provides a full live map of the world for players to explore.
Can I create my own town with friends? Absolutely! Our Towny plugin allows players to create towns and invite their friends to join and build together.
How can I participate in wars with other towns? You can engage in wars with different towns and nations by using our War feature. Form strategic alliances, plan attacks, and conquer territories in epic battles.

Gas Station Docs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where gas station attendants make more money than doctors and engineers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the roles are reversed! Doctors and engineers are the ones raking in the dough while gas station attendants struggle to make ends meet.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bacon Block!

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life as a wealthy doctor or engineer in a world where gas station attendants envy your success. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	436	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	269	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because terry tom edish is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, or even taming a dragon and flying around the map causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to epic build battles with ridiculous themes like “build a giant taco” or “recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks.”

So what are you waiting for? Join terry tom edish today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CrazyCravings: Where the only thing vanilla is the server. Join now for a wild Survival adventure with a strong Community!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description	Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!
IP Address	play.cozycraving.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned?	No, items are not spawned on this survival server.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed, thanks to a plugin in place to protect against it.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

WahCraft – Hellhound Wash

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where ocean waves crash against pixelated shores and the air is so drenched, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a water bucket!

Join us for some virtual reality dance-offs where you can show off your sick moves and become the ultimate blocky pop star in our POP/STARS competition. And don’t forget to chill out with us in the summertime, where the sun is always shining and the vibes are always good.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey through our server and experience the magical world of フタリボシ, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, hop on over to い〜やい〜やい〜や for some crazy antics and shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: LA MATA GURA – Where pigs fly and creepers cry! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	104	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkaMC Vanilla Twitch YouTube Become a streamer Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	6291	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

We opened a server for ordinary players and also for streamers and YouTubers (good hosting on a VDS server with 16GB of RAM). Also, for any players, we go to the meeting and add plugins according to their opinion

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