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Crafty RPG Haters
bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice actedJoin Date
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
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Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players
Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travelJoin Date
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.
Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!
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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wowJoin Date
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.
But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!
So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?
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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’
#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearningJoin Date
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.
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Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!
Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, WantJoin Date
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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.
So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!
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MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!
Adventure, Beaches, Colorful, culture, Escape, Explore, fiesta, Food, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, mexico, MexiCraft, Mountains, Paradise, plentiful, Relaxation, suffer, Suffering, Sunshine, Tacos, travel, unforgettable, vacation, vibrantJoin Date
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.
So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!
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Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos
acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, ServerJoin Date
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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.
So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!
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KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!
cambodia, Community, CREEPERS, Endurance, Good, Hardship, healing, Hope, IMPOSSIBLE, Kampuchea, KampucheaCraft, LAUGH, love, mental health, Peace, perseverance, Recovery, resilience, Resist, solidarity, strength, suffer, Support, Therapy, TraumaJoin Date
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.
Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.
So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!
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UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!
armor, bros, desire, Diamond, envy, forever out of reach, IMPOSSIBLE, Jealousy, longing, longing for something unreachable, never attainable, out of reach, Reach, Sorry., unachievable, unattainable, unattainable desire, unattainable dream, unattainable goal, unobtainable, UnobtainiumCraft, unreachable, wishfulJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!
If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!
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Endurance SMP: Where you feel like a Minecraft boomer with no-reset, mature players, and plenty of Dynmap action!
+18, 1.20.2, 2023, action, boomer, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Endurance, Events, February 1, feel, java, Mature, Minecraft, No Reset, Noreset, Players, Plenty, Server, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, Vanilla, WhitelistJoin Date
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Server Name Mature SMP Server Features - 16+
- Events
- Single Player Sleep
- Dynmap
- No Chat Reports
- Enderman Griefing Disabled
Server Info - Java 1.20.2
- Established February 1, 2023
- World will NEVER reset
- No homes, warps, teleports or other un-vanilla like plugins
Whitelist Process Join our Discord FAQ
How do I join the server?
You can join the server by whitelisting through our Discord server. Simply click on the link provided in the Server Info section above.
What is the age requirement for this server?
Players must be 16 years or older to join our server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?
Yes, we have regular events and activities planned for our community to participate in and enjoy.
Can I use plugins or mods on this server?
We aim to provide a vanilla SMP experience, so we do not allow the use of plugins or mods that alter the gameplay significantly.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, Enderman griefing is disabled on our server to ensure a more enjoyable experience for all players.
Will the world ever reset?
No, our world will never reset, ensuring that all progress made by players will be preserved indefinitely.
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Welcome to ProsperGamingSMP, where creepers are scarier than your bank account balance! Join now and survive the madness!
Account.., balance, Bank, build projects, Community, content creating, CREEPERS, Discord, discord server, Gaming, hermitcraft, Ip:, Join, madness, Mature, Minecraft, ProsperGamingSMP, Roleplay, rules, scarier, self promote, smp, Streamer, SURVIVE, Vanilla, vanilla nature, Voice PluginJoin Date
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Minecraft Vanilla SMP Server Overview
Server Type Vanilla SMP Roleplay Yes Community Active and Fun Rules Mature players only, be respectful Plugins Few plugins that don’t change vanilla nature FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9 to get the IP address.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we require players to be mature and respectful to others. No clowning around is tolerated.
Q: Can I be a content creator on the server?
A: Yes, we have a self-promote channel on our Discord for all content creating members.
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The Not-So-Sanctimonious SMP Server: Premium Selection!
application, apply, base tours, Build Competitions, Community, diamonds, Discord, Elytra Finding, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Nether Hub, NotSoSanctimonious, Premium, proximity chat, selection, Server, shopping district, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border, x-rayJoin Date
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Server Overview
Feature Description Dynmap 15K x 15k World Border with Expansions AFK Kick No AFK Kick Discord Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord Build Team Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone Events Frequent and Engaging Events Shopping District Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans Elytra End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding Cheating No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray Staff 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff Proximity Chat Optional Proximity Chat FAQ
How do I apply to join the server?
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM
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Konohaven: Where Minecraft players are always 18+ in maturity, but zero percent in skill!
1.20, build projects, Challenges, Community, Discord, Eastern US, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Hermitcraft-like, java, Konohaven, Mature Community, Maturity, Minecraft, multiplayer, Neighborhood, percent, Phantoms Disabled, Players, season 3, skill, smp, Vanilla, WhitelistJoin Date
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Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.2 Fabric Server Location Eastern US Difficulty Hard Server Settings Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled Features Single-Player Sleep, Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods, Live Map Additional Details:
Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition encouraged.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards for participating.
Community Neighborhoods: Focus on playing together, building at spawn optional.
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
How to whitelist:
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Monumenta VS Hypixel
action-packed, Adventure, challenging puzzles, Classes, community-driven, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, diverse environments, Dungeons, Economy, endless hours of gameplay, Epic battles, Exploration, free to play, Massive World, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Questing, Survival, survival mode, unique gameplay mechanics, weekly updatesJoin Date
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Hypixel Monumenta - One of the largest Minecraft servers
- Offers a wide variety of minigames
- High player count and active community
- Frequent updates and new content
- Free Minecraft-based MMORPG
- Complete the Monument adventure maps
- Huge handmade dungeons
- Over 100 quests and 1500+ custom items
- Multiple enormous overworlds
- Community-driven project
FAQ
Is Hypixel free to play?
Yes, Hypixel is free to play for all Minecraft players.
What types of minigames are available on Hypixel?
Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, Build Battle, Murder Mystery, and more.
Can I play solo on Monumenta or is it multiplayer only?
Monumenta can be played solo or cooperatively with others, allowing for both single-player and multiplayer experiences.
How often does Monumenta update with new content?
Monumenta updates weekly with new content and bug fixes to provide players with fresh adventures and challenges.
Which server would be better for someone looking for a more traditional MMORPG experience?
Monumenta would be better suited for players seeking a more traditional MMORPG experience with its focus on quests, classes, and dungeons.
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DefinitelyNotSketchy SMP: Come for the fun, stay for the totally not suspicious activities! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft-like, Fabric Java server
[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 20 TPS, activities, Community, DECEMBER, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord to Minecraft chat, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Fun, Hermitcraftlike, High tech modpacks, Images, INCLUSIVE, java, june, LGBTQ, Magic, North America, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, snowy adventures, Spawn, stay, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Totally, Voice Chat integration, WhitelistedJoin Date
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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP Established 2018 Primary Focus Creating a inclusive and community-driven environment FAQ
Question Answer What is the server focused on? The server is focused on creating a community where interactions are valued and inclusivity is key. Can anyone join the server? Yes, every member is welcome with open arms regardless of background or experience. Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious? – Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS – Discord to Minecraft chat – Simple Voice Chat integration – Suggestion forums – Ticket systems, answered immediately – Diamond economy, no shop plugins – Organized Dragon Fights and various events. How do I join the server? Joining the Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server. You can apply here. Are there mini seasons on the server? Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons inbetween main seasons that can range from magical adventures to high tech modpacks. -
FrontierSMP: Where your neighbor can be your worst enemy or your best friend.. Or both.. or neither
Artmap, Bluemap, BOTH, CAPTURE SITES, Chest Shops, Custom Enchants, Custom terrain, description, ENEMY, Friend, FrontierSMP, Fully Player Run Economy, Jobs, Main Features, MCMMO, neighbor, no pay to win, Player Warps, PvP, season 1, server discord, server ip, Towny, Version, WORSTJoin Date
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Minecraft Server Information
Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU Version 1.20.4 (Java) Description
FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and Season 1 has just launched. At the end of the season, points will be tallied and the victors will be given rewards! Join us now for an awesome experience!
Season 1
Season 1 is now live and we are currently 1 month in! We have an expected run time of 6 months per season with rewards at the end for all those that finish in the top 3! Check our Wiki for more info.
Main Features
- No Pay To Win
- Towny
- Jobs
- McMMO
- Custom Terrain
- Capture Sites
- Fully Player Run Economy
- Chest Shops
- Player Warps
- BlueMap
- Custom Shops
- ArtMap
FAQ
Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?
A: Yes! We welcome players of all skill levels, and our community is here to help you get started.
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Q: How can I start my own town on the server?
A: You can start your own town by gathering resources, recruiting members, and claiming land to build your town. Towny plugin helps you manage your town effectively.
Q: What are Siege Wars and how can I participate?
A: Siege Wars are weekly events where towns can battle each other for dominance. You can participate by coordinating with your town members and strategizing your attacks.
Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?
A: Yes, you can trade with other players using the player-run economy, chest shops, and custom shops available on the server.