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Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

athlete, athlete achievement, carbabby, challenge, Champion, champion in sport, champion mindset, Competition, creeper, Dedication, determination, elite athlete, hard work, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, olympics, perseverance, pro tip, smp, Sport, Sportsmanship, success, Victory, winner

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

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CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

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Fake Religion Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Certainty, computers, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Fake, Fingerprints, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, proof, Religion, skepticism, smp, Truth, uncertainty, UNIQUENESS, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet the most unique and outrageous players in the blocky world! We’ve got a player who builds exclusively with pink wool and another who communicates solely through chicken noises. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).

So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.

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Modern Society Minecraft Server

Came, cry, decent date, Degenerates, dictator, homosexual sodomite pedophiles, IMPOSSIBLE, into, Jews, Living, Lost, love, March, Minecraft, MODERN, modern society, Ovens, power, Server, shame, society, streets, throw, Weimar Republic

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the Weimar Republic? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time where anything goes – just like the streets filled with homosexual sodomite pedophiles! Don’t worry, we won’t let any dictators throw you into ovens, unless it’s in a fun minigame of course. So come join us and let’s keep the madness alive!

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What is the IP for The Spiffing Brit Minecraft Server?

An Impossible Game, An Impossible Game Challenge, An Impossible Game Challenge Vs A Pro Exploiter, Brit, bug, Dungeon, Dungeon Clawler, Dungeon Clawler Is Perfectly Balanced, dungeon crawler, early access, exploit, funny, Game, game breaking, game challenge, gameplay, Gaming, glitch, hardest game, IFZ, IMPOSSIBLE, Impossible Game Challenge, memes, Minecraft, Overpowered, Peglin, perfectly balanced game, pro exploiter, rougelike, Server, Spiffing, the, the impossible game, the spiffing brit, video game

The Spiffing Brit is a popular YouTuber known for his hilarious and entertaining gaming content. With a charming British accent and witty humor, he has cultivated a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to gaming challenges and exploits. His videos often feature games such as strategy, simulation, and RPGs, where he showcases clever strategies and game-breaking tactics. The Spiffing Brit’s infectious personality and passion for gaming make him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

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UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

coveted, coveted possessions, Desires, dreams, ELUSIVE, FANTASY, IMPOSSIBLE, longed for possessions, longing, Minecraft, smp, unachievable, unattainable, unattainable dreams, unattainable goals, UnattainableDream, unfulfilled, unfulfilled desires, unreachable, Wishes, yearned after, yearned for, yearning

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

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Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

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CraftyConundrums

brain teaser, Challenging, Choices, conundrum, CraftyConundrums, debate, decision, Difficult, Dilemma, hardest, hypothetical, IMPOSSIBLE, mind-boggling, moral dilemma, Options, perplexing, question.., Scenarios, Thought-provoking, TOUGH, would you rather

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

calculation, circle, CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong, circumference, Exact, Geometry, IMPOSSIBLE, Infinite, irrational number, mathematical certainty, mathematical concept, mathematical impossibility, mathematical limit, mathematical mystery, mathematical precision, mathematical truth, Mathematics, mathematics problem, Measurement, Never, numerical value

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

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BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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NoobHeroSMP

Abilities, adaptation, Antagonist, Challenges, comic books, danger, FANTASY, fictional, Hero, IMPOSSIBLE, NoobHeroSMP, Powers, Real Life, strength, SuperHero, Superhuman, Survival, Villain, Vulnerability, Weakness, weaknesses

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where superheroes and villains are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally see your favorite superheroes and villains battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

Join us and witness Superman trying to build a house out of kryptonite blocks, only to have it destroyed by Thanos snapping his fingers. Watch as Batman tries to sneak up on the Joker, only to be foiled by a creeper exploding right behind him.

But beware, even the mightiest of heroes and villains may not last a day in our crazy world. Iron Man’s suit may malfunction from all the redstone contraptions, and the Hulk may accidentally punch a hole through the entire server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun! Who knows, you may even get the chance to team up with your favorite superhero or villain and take on the world together. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

air travel, airplane crash, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, aviation safety, boeing, Brazil, breaking news, crashed, emergency response, Fatalities, Happening, HapPENINGrealm, investigation, Minecraft, national news, News, passenger airliner, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, smp, survivors, Tragedy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

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BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

ah, Ban, BDay, birthday trip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroBroBoy, brother, Communication, Cuddling, effeminate, exclusion, family dynamics, FLIRTING, Friends, gay jokes, Jealousy, masculine, mean, relationship, Siblings, sleeping over, trip, Trust

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

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ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

barricade, community support, emergency preparedness, End of the World, evacuation plan, fight or flight, first response, HIDEOUT, Long-term Survival, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, self defense, smp, stay alert, stay safe, stock up, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, Undead, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieSlayr420

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

beneficial counsel, Best advice, Dig, dont, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, motivational guidance, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive influence, profound insights, sage advice, self improvement, Straight.., valuable lessons, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, Claims, Conflict, current events, disputed territory, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, News, outskirts, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

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BorderBlockParty

BorderBlockParty

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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NoteblockBeats

antidepressant effects, auditory cortex, brain synchronization, Brainwaves, classical music, depression treatment, emotional information, emotional wellbeing, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, mood boost, music and mood, music therapy, neuroscience, NoteblockBeats, rewards circuit, sensory information, study, Therapy, treatment resistant depression

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

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Mohg SMP

Adventures, backup, building, Challenges, Community, Contest, Discord, Events, Exploring, Friendly, Fun, games, Minecraft, Mining, No Griefing, Pure Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.

Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.

In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.

We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.

We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.

Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!

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SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

adult behavior, application, backgrounds, collide, Community, core community, Discord, family members, Flavors, gameplay, Hermitcraftlike, java, litematica, MARRIED, Mature Community, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Preferences, Reset, Season5, SEQCRAFT, smp, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, world, Xaero’s Map mods

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.