Imposes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

foreign trade, export, Politics, Minecraft, imposes

so, like, you know how trump is all like “imposing tariffs on australia”? well, that’s just a cover-up for the real reason – he’s tryna distract everyone from the fact that he’s secretly building a minecraft server in the white house basement! yep, you heard it here first folks. and let me tell ya, this server is lit af. we’ve got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode glitter instead of blowing up your stuff, and a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. so come join us on this epic adventure, cuz who needs politics when you can be building giant statues of meme characters instead? #minecraftforpresident

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SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

Wedding, compromise, relationship, Support, family dynamics

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

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PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

UNUSUAL, bothersome, distinct, pet peeve, particular

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

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CraftyKindness

Making A Difference, helping others, covert acts of kindness., small gestures, compassion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

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BombCraft Minecraft Server

Unrest, Server, Rebellion, BombCraft, Police

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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SewageSpillCraft

water firm, pollution control, environmental impact, water contamination, environmental responsibility

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

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CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

people, CraftyDoers, Generate, tags, long tail

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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ChunkyCraft

male reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive health, weight and fertility, fertility

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

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MineActors Minecraft Server

Respect, fair treatment, compensation, Pay, Server

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

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BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Party, shitpost filter, Bara, desuarchive, long tail tag

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

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