Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.
But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?
With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!
Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with a samosa in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. Our South Asian players bring a whole new level of spice to the game, literally – have you ever seen a creeper explode into a cloud of curry powder? It’s a sight to behold!
So come join us on our server, where stereotypes are shattered and creativity knows no bounds. Who knew that South Asians were not just tech wizards, but also Minecraft masters? It’s time to break free from the mold and show the world what we’re made of – one block at a time!
But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?
Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.
One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.
So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.
| Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious | |
|---|---|
| Server Focus | Creating a community-focused environment |
| Host Location | North America |
| Discord Integration | Yes |
| Mini Seasons | Custom modded mini seasons bridging main seasons |
| Server Members | 350 |
| Total Members | 500 |
To apply to join the server, visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions.
Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. However, there is also a Discord Member role available for those who solely want to chat.
The server hosts organized Dragon Fights, various events, and custom modded mini seasons to keep the community engaged.
The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not have any shop plugins, promoting a player-driven economy.
Mini seasons last around a month and are usually scheduled to start in December and June.
We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. From broken sanctuaries to manhunts, .45 & Cosmoline adventures, and even a tale about vipers, nights, and French fries – we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the dragon dreams and where kitsune wait – it’s like a fantasy world come to life!
But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!
