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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).
