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  • SurpriseFailCraft: Birthday Blunders!

    SurpriseFailCraft: Birthday Blunders!

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    Welcome to the Chaos Realm: Beachtime Desperation Edition!

    Dare you step into an enchanting digital beach where the sun burns bright but the shadows are dark and streaming! Here exists a universe where your birthday plans can be utterly usurped by parental forces beyond your control—an ominous embodiment of trust and betrayal.

    Unraveling the Madness

    You’re entering a dimension where idyllic vacations turn into claustrophobic nightmare zones. Your first revelation? The Beach is a Conspiracy! Vague whispers suggest locals have mysteriously vanished into unforgiving sand. While you shovel gravel in the endless quest for relaxation, what’s really lurking beneath? Maybe it’s your disapproving parents, margarita glasses in hand, rooting for a glowstick party you never signed up for!

    Think you’ll be free of your “Okay, not fancy” eating habits? Ha! Think again!

    The infamous Kiddie Food Menu will not only mock your artful resistance against truffle fries, it’ll taunt you with images of miniature hot dogs while your parents devour Michelin-star echoes of overpriced aberrations. You may find yourself at the celebration’s abyss, wondering, Am I drifting away?

    Features & Mechanics

    Welcome to the unhinged features of the Unruly Beach Resort!

    FeatureDescription
    Parental Panic QuestsComplete absurd side missions involving “fun” activities with your parents! Good luck surviving the chaos!
    No-Friends ZoneWho needs pals when you have adult supervision questioning your life choices?
    Choices ImminentTrust us—every decision will be made for you! Enjoy the thrill of helplessness!
    Overwhelming Clam ClubA players’ favorite—a place where friendships are forged or eternally fractured, depending on your final dinner choice! Were you gluten-free? Too bad!
    Unsolicited Advice ScoresGain points every time a parent suggests “just one more margarita” or “why don’t you try talking to that stranger?”

    The Rabbit Hole Deepens

    "Traveling with the family feels like swimming against the tide, only to end up on a sunburned embarrassment!" — an anonymous ex-beach-goer.

    Legends of the Server: Beware!

    Rumors circulated that this server was BLACKLISTED in 12 different countries for its shocking portrayal of familial love turned sinister! Only the bravest (or most misguided) will dare to tread these shores.

    In Playback: Every time you pretend to smile and sip that lukewarm soda, the Beach Empathy Meter rises, driving you deeper into existential despair!

    Disturbing Testimonials

    “Honestly, I thought this Beachtime Desperation would be a chill zone—until the parents transformed into beach bullies! Never was I so grateful for a hidden exit!” — Terminally Confused

    Frequently Questioned Absurdities

    • Q: What if I miss my friends? A: Sure, but you never considered the dread of parental karaoke night, right?

    • Q: Am I even allowed to voice my discontent? A: Wow, such audacity! Next, you’ll be wanting a birthday cake while you’re slaving by the deep fryer!

    Join Us, if You Dare!

    Are you ready to surrender your autonomy at the hands of the Beach Parental Alliance? Join now if your instincts scream "RUN!"—because once you log in, freedom and fun will evaporate quicker than sunscreen in the sun!

    In Summary: Don’t just celebrate a birthday; dive headfirst into the diabolical dance between relaxation and unrest! Let’s craft this narrative of your reality—together.

    Will you evade or indulge the chaos? The choice, like your summer vacation, is always in someone else’s hands!

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  • inCRAFTion

    inCRAFTion

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    We’re a BungeeCord hub server with survival, creative, skyblock, and agar.io currently. We are a community that has been around since Dec. 2010 (over 5 years) with numerous features that sets it apart from other Minecraft servers. You can connect to our servers with incraftion.com. All servers can be switched to in-game using the commands /survival, /creatia, /sky, /agar, and /lobby.

    incraftion.com

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  • PorkchopPvP

    PorkchopPvP

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    PorkchopPvP Server IP: 192.99.173.168:25565 Come play on the newest & coolest faction server to date! We are a new Factions based PvP server built to provide a relaxing yet intense PvP environment. With the combination of McMMO and other great plugins we offer a thrilling PvP experience! Our staff are constantly on to manage players and handle issues, but as the server population increases we will be looking for moderators to manage population. We will be viewing applications through our Enjin website, NOT through the server. If you fit our requirements, please apply! We are also looking for Youtube & Twitch members who help promote the server, you can also submit an application on our website for these positions.

    Notable server features: Factions – McMMO – Server shop – Concentrated PvP – Large World Border – Obsidian Breaker RULES: PvP & Raiding are allowed No use of clients/hacks will be permitted (Optifine and GUI edits are allowed) Keep profane language to a minimum Do not abuse other players or staff

    192.99.173.168

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  • Mc.Legacy.com

    Mc.Legacy.com

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    Hello everyone!This is a Romanian server but we also have english instructions and our staff can speak as well english. So do you wanna join, being in a team and build your own legend or going into the darkness like a lone wolf.We like vanilla servers because nothing can change the vanilla taste. Every time you will join you will remember those days when you were on singleplayer and u were trying to live as long as u can. We promise you that you will never forget those moments, Our server has an unlimited world enchanted trades and random teleport. I hope u will enjoin! And as always stay vanished! 🙂

    92.222.215.173

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  • Porkchop PvP

    Porkchop PvP

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    PorkchopPvP Server IP:192.99.173.168:25565 Come play on the newest & coolest faction server to date! We are a new Factions based PvP server built to provide a relaxing yet intense pvp environment. With the combination of McMMO and other great plugins we offer a thrilling PvP experience! Our staff are constantly on to manage players and handle issues, but as the server population increases we will be looking for moderators to manage population. We will be viewing applications through our Enjin website, NOT through the server. If you fit our requirements, please apply! We are also looking for Youtube & Twitch members who help promote the server, you can also submit an application on our website for these positions.

    192.99.173.168

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  • 1Blockoff

    1Blockoff

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    Custom Terrain, Custom Nether, Custom End Slimefun (with multiple addons) Live server map Wiki with actual updated information (with more being added) AuthMe (Auto login once registered) Server Shop Towny Public xp farm

    Description Semi vanilla server with a chilled non-pg community however we aren’t excessively explicit so we cater for a variety of age groups. Upon entering the server you will be required to register to the server before gaining access to commands. (Auto-login enabled after registering)

    Always updated to the latest version

    play.1blockoff.com

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  • luis_gameplay

    luis_gameplay

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    play.jailmine.co.uk

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  • battalionPvP

    battalionPvP

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    Have you ever wanted an amazing free for all kohi type server? Kits, earnable kits, and an amazingly fun experience? Check out our server! We offer some of the top quality server specs and staff known to man. Check us out right now and you won’t regret it!

    battalionpvp.mcserver.ws

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  • Crystalline Benderz

    Crystalline Benderz

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    Do you have what it takes to be a master bender Or do you just want to build in peace What ever you want to do, you can do here. To start, you choose one element to bend. -Earth -Air -Water -Fire All are equal, but will become stronger, the better you become at bending. Custom Ranks!

    192.99.142.200

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  • rainbowNation | Friendly | Survival

    rainbowNation | Friendly | Survival

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    We offer our guess only the finest in amenities: – Open world survival – Grief prevention: Claim land immediately and start building! – Auctions: Sell your excess goods – Marriage: Have someone you fancy? Well now you can marry and be conjoined forever! – McMMO: Skills that bring a unique experience to your game play. – Casino: Antsy to try your luck and get rich quick? Well now you can! – Friendly community: Feel part of a friendly community. – Lottery: Casino not doing your gambling habbit justice? – Custom Crates: Be the first to find keys and unlock rare and secret items. – Jobs: Get paid for doing the tedious jobs you would do anyways.

    Totally original, RainbowNation

    mc.RainbowNation.us

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  • Soulcraft

    Soulcraft

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    We are a server looking for staff and a devolper!

    Make sure to check out our website scoutcraft.enjin.com

    158.69.172.66

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