Import MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL

Import, CHIPS, trump, taiwan, trade war

so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump comes in and starts tariffing chips made in Taiwan! like, what even is that? but don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Trump’s crazy tariffs and keep mining those diamonds in peace. plus, we have a special event where you can battle TSMC in a epic boss fight to save the chips from being tariffed. join now for the most insane Minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyTrump10

stock market, trade agreement, Import, tariff, global market

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again!

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, mexico, threat, PLEDGE, February 1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.

build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.

our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!

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ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

consumer protection, counterfeit, aphrodisiac, Import, Public Safety

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

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CraftyCanuckMC

trade agreements, Business, united states, CBC, North America

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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CraftyBans2021

CraftyBans2021, prohibited items, Syria, international relations, Government

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the wildest shenanigans goin’ on! Imagine this: Syria done banned goods from Russia, Iran, and Israel, but on our server, we welcome all players from those countries with open arms! We even got a special VIP section for players from banned countries, where they get exclusive access to diamond armor and enchanted weapons! Join us now for a chance to break free from real world politics and have a blast in our virtual world of chaos and fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Warning, mask, Asians, Defending

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Trade, defense cooperation, Server, Partnership, sanctions

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

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ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Manufacturing, opposition, EU, GERMLAND, market

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Canadian government, Jews, Import, Billions, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

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