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  • CraftyTeslaWars

    CraftyTeslaWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual economy you’ve ever seen! Imagine if a country decided to retaliate against US tariffs by slapping a 200% or even 300% tariff on Tesla Vehicles – that’s the kind of chaos and craziness you can expect on our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where anything is possible, from trading diamonds for enchanted weapons to building your own empire out of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure trove filled with rare loot or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual riches.

    So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wild adventures and wacky shenanigans that await you here. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get caught in a prank war with the resident prankster, then all bets are off!

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  • EU Tariff TroubleCraft

    EU Tariff TroubleCraft
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.

    if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.

    so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

    oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

    also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

    plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

    so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MineCraftyTariffWars

    MineCraftyTariffWars
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!

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  • TrumpTariffTaxCraft

    TrumpTariffTaxCraft
    so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

    but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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  • EVsEh?TariffTrack

    EVsEh?TariffTrack
    so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

    join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

    MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server
    join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

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