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  • CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

    CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

    so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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  • AgricraftRetaliationMex

    AgricraftRetaliationMex
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

    if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

    so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

    don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

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  • CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

    CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

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  • Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

    Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

    imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

    and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

    plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MapleCraft vs TacoCraft

    MapleCraft vs TacoCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Canada and Mexico steelmakers are refusing new US orders just to play on it!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on this server built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. But get this, instead of riding in minecarts, they rode on flying pigs! It was the most epic ride ever, until a creeper blew it up. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s gooooooo!

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  • Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

    Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble
    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

    SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

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  • TariffCraft: Inflation Edition

    TariffCraft: Inflation Edition
    Are you tired of boring old politics and economics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump’s tariffs are the talk of the town…literally! Watch as players build giant walls around their virtual houses to keep out those pesky imported goods. Will the price of diamonds skyrocket due to trade wars? Only time will tell on our wacky server! Join now for a chance to see virtual chaos unfold in the most unexpected ways!

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  • CraftyEVWarEU38

    CraftyEVWarEU38
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Not to mention, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops down and starts playing your favorite tune.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might wanna cluck on outta here.

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