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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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  • Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

    Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

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    The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

    Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

    You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

    Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

    • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

    • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
    Unique ItemsDescription
    Tariff TorpedoesProjectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
    Blocked BeersLike normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
    Maple Syrup GrenadesHearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

    In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

    Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

    Rumor Has It…

    This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

    Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

    “Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

    The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

    • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

      • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
    • Q: Is this server haunted?

      • A: Only if you believe in spirits. And tariffs.
    • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
      • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

    Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

    Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

    Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

    The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • GazaBlockParty

    GazaBlockParty

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where all the animals can talk and they’re all throwing a massive party. The creepers are breakdancing, the zombies are doing the cha-cha, and the chickens are rapping like Eminem.

    But that’s not all! This server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant spider riding a llama while a pack of wolves cheer them on. It’s like a scene straight out of a Marvel movie!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and unicorns prance around you. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

    YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

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  • LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

    LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

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    hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • CraftyTurk40

    CraftyTurk40

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    lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!

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  • Wallahia network

    Wallahia network

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    Server IP: play.wallahia.net

    play.wallahia.net

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  • The Refugee Server

    The Refugee Server

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    This server is an economy based server with a bunch of mini-games to play, it is currently under construction as it is a new server. we hope you enjoy your time here at The Refugee Server.

    45.35.109.178

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  • WELTEINZ

    WELTEINZ

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    Hi, this is WELTEINZ and this is our Server..

    First things first – If you are looking for a very small and even slower growing community which is pretty picky about their members, then the following might be right up your alley.

    This vanilla server is running since 2012 with the same map, wich means if you want to use new biomes, blocks or items you will have to move – it’s up to you to challenge yourself and start all over again or just take stuff with you.

    As I already said, we are a very small community. 4 to 5 people are playing on a weekly base, the rest about 10 is jumping onto the server every now and then.

    Average age of our community is round about 30. Would be nice if you fall into that range, but exeptions can be made. You’ll need to be at least 18 years old – no exeptions here.

    If you feel addressed we would be very pleased to hear – [email protected] or https://discord.gg/PEF2FXq from you!

    Zed

    mc.welteinz.de

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  • Lavender-mc

    Lavender-mc

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    🎮Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

    Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

    What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

    🔍 Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

    🗺️ Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

    🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

    🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

    🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

    🎨 Over 200 Custom Models – We’ve added over 200 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

    🔗 Join Us Today!

    Server IP: play.lavender-mc.com

    Modpack Link: [Lavender-MC Modpack]

    Are you ready to embark on your Lavender-MC adventure? We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    play.lavender-mc.com

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  • Too Many Cows Survival

    Too Many Cows Survival

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    – Grief Prevention: claim land with a simple tool to prevent griefers from destroying your work – Mob arena: play the mob arena, battle waves of monsters and bosses for fun and rewards – Economy: trade with other players for items, or sell and buy items from the server shop – mcMMO: increase levels while doing things in Minecraft to unlock extras and compete with others on the leaderboards – Ranks: gain xp to unlock xp and gain a nice big number next to your name in chat, and compete on the leaderboards – RandomTP: instead of having to walk out of the spawn, teleport instantly to an empty, random location in the wilderness – CoreProtect: griefing can be rolled back by notifying an admin – TreeAssist: cut down and replant trees instantly, no need to chop the whole thing down to get its wood – Essentials: includes many commands central to playing, such as /home, /warp, /tpa, and more

    toomanyco.ws

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  • GiowiLa

    GiowiLa

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    Fatality Network is a PVP based network. At the current time we only have factions available, however we’re releasing games such as FFA, kitpvp, mini-games and a lot more!

    We have many custom plugins, made by our amazing developer(s), and reach a player base of 50+!

    mc.ecmods.com

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  • Fiskheroes server

    Fiskheroes server

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    THE FISKHEROES SERVER–ADVANCEDFISKHEROES.NET–THE OFFICIAL ADVANCED FISKHEROES SERVER–Welcome to THE FISKHEROES SERVER, a 1.7.10 Modded Superhero Minecraft server running the FiskHeroes Mod. The server offers a vast variety of Suits that players can enjoy and have fun with.

    advancedfiskheroes.net

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  • Mc-ages

    Mc-ages

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    MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x.

    We have 6 servers to choose from. Park Age (mini games), Towny, Industrial (survival), Dark – an interesting twist on survival and Skyblock.

    If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!

    Play solo  Or  join a guild, team, town or island

    *  Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Oneblock, Industrial & Skyblock), gaining perks as you go.

    *  Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings

    *  Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests

    *  Build the most amazing structures to show off to the community.

    *  Go mining in the mining world and discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs!

    * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny, Oneblock & Skyblock), by being paid for: farming, building, mining, hunting and more.

    *  Rise to the challenge of our many quests.

    * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish, fishing quests and of course, regular fishing competitions.

    If you fancy a relaxed, friendly, growing community experience, come and spend some time here and give us a try.

    We’re looking forward to saying hello.

    We also off cross-platform comaptability, so Bedrock players are also able to play.

    IP: 67.222.142.243 Port 25566

    play.mc-ages.com

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  • TreeChop

    TreeChop

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    About

    TreeChop is a whitelisted SMP server established October 7, 2016. We are a very new server that is looking for a great community. We hope that through our adventures on this new server, we create an active, big, and friendly community! We would love to have you join our new community and help us create an awesome environment for everyone!

    If you would like to apply for this server, simply go to the link!

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wA3rKmm-KJcHRf48lTf38S-2fdgGmpebl9S0m9ejaK8/edit?c=0&w=1#response=ACYDBNjK8RHkJsFmPRClJMg9UQ4vtTGRQ1nq_y6st31WPuLGwbMfrrFn0PkFAz8

    198.50.225.97

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  • P-Craft

    P-Craft

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    Small friendly survival server to play on with friends or by yourself. if you are playing alone and come across someone elses creations ask about it without stealing and destroying it.

    198.50.252.12

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